An old b3tan is my best friend
When I transferred schools, he was the one who showed me round on the first day. As I wasn't in the same form, we were friends, but didn't see each other much at first, until I fell out with the group I was hanging round with at the time, so started to see him more.

Since then we've been to gigs, been on holiday, lived together, so on and so forth. He's my best mate, and I miss him when I don't get to see him, but it's his daughter's Christening on Sunday, so I'm seeing him then. Can't wait.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

WARNING: contains metric fuck tons of gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

AA, you should change your sig to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry, I'm still rather fond of my current one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

This post contains more gay than Darth's anus on a friday night.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

My post?
Or AA's love letter to his boyfriend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

AA's perfumed nancy boy original

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i heard he glues down the envelopes, when he writes, with his own spunk
which he lets dry, then licks like a normal envelope to make sticky again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

He writes with his own spunk?
That must be hard to read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

you simply shine a UV torch on it
This is how he marks all of his belongings and why his room smells like a fishermans welly boot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Genuine officelol

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Darth, you should change your sig to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I will, on one condition
That you change your sig to whatever I choose. And retain it for at least a month.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Give me a selection

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

This will take some thinking about
I'd like to open this to suggestions from the floor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

you bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Naked Ape - Like a poor mans Monty Boyce.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I thought Monty already was a poor man's Monty Boyce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Got it
I'll change my sig to your suggestion as long as you change yours to; "Blowies, rimjobs, fisting, make me an offer; (insert Mrs Ape's actual phone number here)"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

it's 01603 753 652

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I'm tempted to ring that just to see.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

It's a Norwich number

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Wroxham actually
Although I doubt he knew that when picking 6 numbers out of thin air
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I'm gonna win the lottery this week \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Is it Roys?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Nah he has an 0898 number

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

*puts finger on nose, points*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

She's your sister?
You sick fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)