My mate shagged the french assistante in her citroen.
As in the car. Not a euphemism or owt. He shagged her in the conventional teenage fashion using her vagina.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:17, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

With a few more euphemisms you've got the makings of a good qotw answer there
Do you want Spanky's number for some tips?

good
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

It contains an unfortunate amount of "true story".
I'm not sure it would be allowed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Stevewrightintheafternoon on Radio One used to have a true stories section
Perhaps you could send it to him?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

He's changed his name to Scott Mills, gramps.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I'm not even sure if Radio One is still going.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:27, Reply)

They've even got a black version these days.
For blacks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Aw, it's nice that they get something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I suppose this sort of knowledge is useful when pretending to be a teenager online, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I never pretend to be older than eleven.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:29, Reply)

*takes notes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I hate it when people abuse the True Story, I use it all the time, but only if I'm not lying, true story.
People who lie when saying True Story deserve to have their baby in a pram to go under the train tacks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

This happened to a girl I was college with. She didn't but the brakes on the pram properly while waiting for a train
True Story.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I did a German exchange in Hanau.
The family my mate lodged with was a single mother and her son.

After the first day my pal said this woman was really hot and giving him the eye (we were 15). On the second he had to be moved to another family because he grabbed her and started touching her tits.

He is still revered for this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

All your friends are shit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

So is your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:24, Reply)

did you give him a sexual assualt high five?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)

*thunderous rape tens*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:24, Reply)

"Calm down, love. Let's not turn this rape into a murder"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

as opposed to doing her in the Renault
which, of course, is a euphemism for the back doors caving in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Nice looking but drips rusty water from the wheel arches.
If you know what I mean.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)