Alt: Not being woken by any children
Waking naturally having had enough sleep, receiving enthusiastic fellatio, a pot of tea, defecation, then a decent cooked breakfast followed by a joint. All while listening to new records.
Oh and the sun is shining.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:24, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Perfect
The inclusion of a good shite always improves a morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

It had to be included
I'm pretty regular
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

It doesn't have to be Saturday
Any day of the week is fine for all of that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

How I long for the second one
Why does my body clock always kick me back into abrupt consciousness at 7am on Saturday?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Because your body clock is a twat
And it hates you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I think it might be in cahoots with my bladder

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Oh that bastard
If my bladder has the slightest suspicion that I might have opened just one of my eyes even the tiniest fraction, it will insist on being taken to be emptied immediately.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Glad it's not just me then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Oh this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I can't win
If I have a quiet one or just come home fairly sober, I go to bed looking forward to a nice, long, indulgent sleep and invariably wake up stupidly early. If I stagger in pissed as a fart I wake up much later but then feel annoyed for having wasted most of the morning.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I've another recommendation for you:
Lates 60s top-notch film 'The Blues According To Lightnin' Hopkins' is getting a DVD release.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Oh, nice one, sir!
I bloody love Lightnin' Hopkins. Not on Amazon yet, I see. I shall have to keep an eye out for that one. Ta!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Honest Jons have it:
www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=39580
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Good man, thank you!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

He's fucking marvellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

His "War Is Starting Again" is one of the best examples of minor-key blues I've ever heard

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

i saw a funny thing of facebook the other day with a "random" blues name generaty thing
i was whistlin' nipples hopkins or somehting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

(!)
did i do this right?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Hahahah you sure did but in this instance I wasn't being sarky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You're a fan of innocent Smoothies AICMFP

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

is that what it was from?
i just saw a friend post a picture and worked it out fromt hat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)

what an interesting way to admit your a peadophile

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Was it that obvious?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

those bloody kids and their cold feet always waking you up
tut, inconsiderate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Those sexy dead kids and their cold feet....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

receiving defecation is more a Kroney thing, surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)