Take the Tube, and meet some proper smellies.
Or take a Boris Bike. If they haven't all been nicked.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think the theft rate for those bikes is sod all, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Not worth nicking.
I've occasionally cast a speculative eye over them and day-dreamed about making one decent but, presumably intentionally, they have very few 'normal' parts and you cant really make them anything other than what they are; heavy, slow, practical, uncool city bikes.

for £50 I could and have got an old rahleigh that does all that and has at least some style to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

PAHAHA!
Swipe riding a bike, that would be great to see.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You just want to sniff the saddle.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

you've never seen me doing anything
and nor will you, so you'll just have to imagine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Yo' DAWG, I got Yo' village bike a boris bike so she can get her bike in while she's getting her bike on !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)