Emma Bunton is on the telly, she was on the telly on saturday too.
She always is/was the the fittest spice girl, I'd marry a girl who looks just like her without hesitation. OH GEE OH GOSH, she is so swell.

I have a man around who's replacing my hand-basin and he's smashing up my bathroom, my neighbours are going to LOVE me. Absolutly LOVE me.

My birthday is on Helloween, I'm not sure what I want, it's a long way off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:24, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

lol
www.anorak.co.uk/310106/strange-but-true/stupid-burglar-wore-neighbours-stolen-jumper.html/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

A couple of hours with a hot chick and a fondue set?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Her hairline is too far back.
This makes her look like The Mekon.

Wouldn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I would.
*Gets behind Emma Bunton and makes her squeel out "I tell you what I want"*

Dinlo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

what, bonus points for going "zig-a-zig-urrrrrrghhhh"
as you tip your filthy custard on her tits?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Yes but you 'would' Gillian McKeith.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Whilst she was rummaging through a packet of my poo.
*kroneystyle*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Mel B was the only one ever worth more than a curiosity wank.
You're clearly a paedo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

That ghastly northern lass with the big gob?
I don't think it washes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Another paedo.
Let's just call this the "put your hands up if you're a paedo" thread.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that all of the Spice Girls were (and indeed continue to be) older than me.
Even paedo-fodder, so-called "Baby" Spice has about seven months on me.
Without unfettered access to my hard drive you will struggle to make your accusation stick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

^protesting too much^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I DIDN'T TOUCH THOSE KIDS!!! ALRIGHT???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

surely you put the individual pictures on slideshow with a 10 sec delay
and go for the ultimate dangerwank?

I mean, imagine if you hit the vinegars on posh. IMAGINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'd just pretend she'd burst in while I was doing David.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

oh, well played.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)