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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I put it to you that YOU are wrong.
What have you to say about that? EH???
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I would retort
YOUR FUCKING FACE IS WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)
My face is one of the last untouched wildernesses of Europe ACTUALLY.
It has a wild, craggy beauty to it, not unlike the the Scottish Highlands, only with slightly fewer stags.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)
So therefore once again you are demonstrably WRONG.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
...and pissed on constantly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Calm down bitches or I'll have to knock your clunges together.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I disagree that you will have to do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Tough.
I am the final arbiter of when clunge knocking is required.

I don't make the rules.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)
+ I just knock one out to them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
+ I just enjoy them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I am not clam jousting with Monty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)
You'll take the money and do as I say.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Yessum baws

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I've just made up a new word to describe the concept of female solidarity:

'clameraderie'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Very good
What about jammin' ?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
That's even better than "vanerarderie" which is why men in white vans let each other out at junctions.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
That's not bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
It's not, but now everyone seems to have gone away to reflect on it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I suspect there's a wave of suicides happening across the UK
as people realise that the internet will never be as good again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I could murder a KFC now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
QUICK, TO YOUR POLES CLAMERADERIE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
That kind of pisstaking can get people really upset.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I miss all the pole positions and shit, golly gosh I was empowered last night by rubbing my sweaty twat vigorously up and down a pole. If I’m ever feeling demasculated I must remember to find something to rub my arse crack against.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

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