Telly is shit.
I quite like that thing about coppers called Coppers. But I can only watch about ten minutes of it before I feel myself turning into one of those couch-bound shitcunts who watch telly.

In conclusion, telly is shit for shitcunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:36, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Not many things wind me up
but dismissing all TV as for shitcunts is too generalistic. Please show your working
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Telly is shit.
It involves slouching in a spreading cushion of your own lard while mindless shit is poured into your wasted brain and you snuffle and belch yourself towards an early grave. For shitcunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

So, much like /off topic then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Yeah
Err, hang on....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Interactive shitcuntery is marginally preferable to passive shitcuntery.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Thing is, Shambles
there's only so many bears a man can wrestle or trees he can chop down. Sometimes you just have to sit on the sofa for a few minutes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Absolutely.
Ten minutes of smack-addled tragedies being shovelled into the back of a polis van is fine. After that, you might as well become that smack-addled tragedy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I'd place a caveat on that for sports.
which is 90% of my TV viewing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Ah yes. Sorry.
I'd forgotten the primary function of telly: napping or shouting.

Snooker and Formula 1 for napping.
Darts and rugby for shouting.

Tennis for shitcunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Cricket for 5 days of background ambiance while you actually get on with something useful

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I prefer my cricket on the radio.
Much better quality of sarcasm.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

It's a perfectly valid means to gain information and/or entertainment.
I'll be honest though, I only ever watch telly, as in, that is the primary thing I'm doing on the train home. If I'm at home, I'll have the telly on as a bit of company while interneting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah.
Some people enjoy the company of shitcunts. I'm a bit more selective. Call me old-fashioned.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Why are you on here then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Cameron's Big Society.
I'm your carer.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Please wipe me at your earliest convenience, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

The Sequel
Coppers Cloppers is quite an eye opener though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

eye leg
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I set em up...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I agree with most of this
Apart from the bit about watching something called Coppers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I suspect they really wanted to call it "SMACKHEADS" but weren't allowed.
The formula is a winner.
1) put camera crew in a police van
2) pick up a drink/drug victim from a bench
3) film him hurling comedy abuse at the police
4) film the police saying "what am I supposed to do with this smackhead? he'll only come straight back when they let him out"
5) profit from the tragedy that is our society's treatment of substance addiction and mental illness
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)