Nice post, roots.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Really? Oh thank you, male on the internet!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Verily

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

*does totally innocuous thing that proves how totally promiscuous I am*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

HARLOT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Quit yo jellassy, bitch.
You're jealous cos these men be wantin some of my herpes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

erpes ubcaps
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

remember kids, herpes is for life, not just for christmas.
or for that time by the bins behind "Ritzys"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

BRAZEN HUSSY.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

We don't want to know the details!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

"oh have you seen my new glasses? I'll find you a photo"
*shows photo in low cut top and make up, with glasses on the table in the background*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Is that a 28" or a 36" telly?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Oi! Plaigarist!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Who me? I don't know what you mean.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Like shite do you.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I don't remember this.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Picture Labs put on Facebook the other night.
It was of one of his female friends (I assume) writhing around a pole in her front room.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

*sets up immigrant worker joke*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Oh yeah, I thought that was fucking weird.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

haha, that is quite accurate for some people.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

You are on the BALL today

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

So, now that we're gong out together...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

GONNNNG

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I should stop typing with my cock, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

No, that's Rank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

You should have added
and by post I mean breasts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

And by nice I of course meant starting to head south a bit

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

EH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

So we can't pander, but we're not allowed to be rude too?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Those aren't the only two options.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Sorry, there is always rape as a last resort.
Though I would find that a bit rude myself.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

As long as you say "Excuse me" first, you are fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

nah, nah, nah.
If you shout "surprise!" first then it's just surprise sex, not rape.

That, and it was a "Van of sexual urgency" you tied her up in the back of. Not a rape van. Beginner's error, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough.
I've just used my best rape gag and didn't get any laughs.

Got some awesome anal though, with only muffled screams.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah fair dooz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I thought Edinburgh was north of Liverpool
*panders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

HAHA

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)