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Another new thread started by me. Soz.
Of all the internet 'things', which is most annoying?
*doing this*?
strikethroughs?
ym?
___'s less successful followup single?
saying 'soz'?
something else?
I'm guilty of all of them, and indeed invented one of them, so I cannot really judge, here. I'm just epically bored and trying to start a conversation.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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Strikethroughs and your shit music "jokes"
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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Also creepy pandering.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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And girls encouraging creepy pandering.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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Speaking of which, where are they all?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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coo-ee
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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Are you a lady doctor?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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Are you being terribly sexist
or did you drop a comma from that question?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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Neither I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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Or are you asking me whether I'm a gynecologist?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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Tits or GTFO
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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your league ← → me
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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Apple is working in a secret lab, with no access to b3ta, plus is now back with her welsh boyfriend
Kitty is sewing and empowering herself
...
I can't think of any other attention whores of note.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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I meant all the girlies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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Monty has long hair.
That's a bit girly. He can be /OT's token lactating minge bleeder for the day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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If it looks like a cunt....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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... and attracts bears ...
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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Especially in the gent's toilets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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I'm here,
Jeremy Kyle isn't on so I'm watching you lot instead.
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wanderlust, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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More lookers on the Kyle
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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This is true.
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wanderlust, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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You do realise that by default you've just called yourself fat, sweaty and ugly don't you?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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That's a compliment for him.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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I am immensely proud
to discover that my ‘work’ is one of the most annoying things on the entire internet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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work penis
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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work face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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LOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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I bet you didn't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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MFOTFABL
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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?
My mother fucking table is fine, thanks for asking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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Moving foot on the floor a bit laughing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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I couldn't give a shit
Occasionally they are all funny and that's fine by me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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People making their decisions about a topic based on a brief reading of a wikipedia page
Then defending that opinion like it's their religion.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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That is a good point
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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You're talking about PsychoChomp, right?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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hahaha!
More composting required
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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*bum wiggle of internet impertinence*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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FACT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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It's a fact that internet facts cannot be argued against. FACT!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14,
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FACTBOMB!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14,
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I set 'em up...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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____'s less successful followup single?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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This post is right. Nuff Said.
I'll take lazy, illiterate and pointless please
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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Look ^ everyone
A girl!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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rofflecopters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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The Japanese POW lesser known follow up single
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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Who sung this?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Someone with grave-earthy humour
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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One thing that makes me a massive cunt
is that I am genuinely interested in people’s lunches.
That, and your mum, obv. Soz. *says soz*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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I am too
It gives me some good ideas of what to have tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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A girl at work says "super sorrow", when apologising.
This is much worse then "soz", which is a childhood thing as I remember.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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Is she Japanese or something?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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I really think so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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No. just a knob.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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Punch her in the face and say "Super Sorrow".
She'll soon stop it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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Generally
Most lunches are a bit shit though.
At least no-one has Lunchables.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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POTD!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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That is annoying,
especially when it's done about 10am on some shit joke made by a girl.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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I fucking hate girls
They should all just fuck off and get murdered by truck drivers.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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I think I may have started that one on here too
I nicked it off 'Popbitch'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24,
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Blimey, there's a name from the past!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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You know Rev Goatboy snuffed it?
He was great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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He roadied for Motorhead did he not?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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The most annoying thing is a Youtube link to some shit song.
This is because I can't get Youtube at work, and when I go home and check it out, it is usually terribly disapointing.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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This is a good one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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I'm opting for Freefair being the most annoying internet 'thing'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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I think his main problem was that he was serious on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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There is a place for seriousness on here at times.
But you need to be able to back up your arguments. And not delete stuff that makes you look a dick.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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The thread deletion was the most annoying bit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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I just think he missed the main point of the site
*resists urge to delete all posts*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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Or just keep changing your name.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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Nothing wrong with that
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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Can't even spell properly.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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Fucks sake, it's like a mental block with your name.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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That will be the rohypnol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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Emoticons
I can't help doing it. They convey my emotions so well -_-
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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:)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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Shiiit
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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It could've been worse ^^;
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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ANGER
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Screw you guys.
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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I dunno
¯\(°_o)/¯
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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I like that one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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This appears to be an angry owl throwing a table
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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I can't do better than this.
what the fuck is it, anyway?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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ANGRY OWL MUST BE STOPPED
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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NUTIN CAN STOP ANGER OWL
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:48,
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*runs away*
Fuck, I think we started a new one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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Well, except APATHETIC STOAT.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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I think emoticons are better than people typing out descriptions of emoticons.
I find it deeply scary. Sad-face
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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;_;
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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[cute japanese kawaii kitten smiling and waving awww so sweeeeet]
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Winking face
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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i a
lulsoz
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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\m/ RAWK
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Depends on what is between the *__*
Pandering and panderseeking knock me sick.
Emo posts knock me sick.
I love the 'follow-up single' ones.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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Nice post, roots.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Really? Oh thank you, male on the internet!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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Verily
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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*does totally innocuous thing that proves how totally promiscuous I am*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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HARLOT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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Quit yo jellassy, bitch.
You're jealous cos these men be wantin some of my herpes
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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erpes ubcaps
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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remember kids, herpes is for life, not just for christmas.
or for that time by the bins behind "Ritzys"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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BRAZEN HUSSY.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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We don't want to know the details!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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"oh have you seen my new glasses? I'll find you a photo"
*shows photo in low cut top and make up, with glasses on the table in the background*
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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Is that a 28" or a 36" telly?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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Oi! Plaigarist!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Who me? I don't know what you mean.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Like shite do you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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I don't remember this.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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Picture Labs put on Facebook the other night.
It was of one of his female friends (I assume) writhing around a pole in her front room.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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*sets up immigrant worker joke*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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Oh yeah, I thought that was fucking weird.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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haha, that is quite accurate for some people.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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You are on the BALL today
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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So, now that we're gong out together...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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GONNNNG
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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I should stop typing with my cock, really.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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No, that's Rank
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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You should have added
and by post I mean breasts.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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And by nice I of course meant starting to head south a bit
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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EH!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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So we can't pander, but we're not allowed to be rude too?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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Those aren't the only two options.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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Sorry, there is always rape as a last resort.
Though I would find that a bit rude myself.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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As long as you say "Excuse me" first, you are fine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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nah, nah, nah.
If you shout "surprise!" first then it's just surprise sex, not rape.
That, and it was a "Van of sexual urgency" you tied her up in the back of. Not a rape van. Beginner's error, there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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Ahh, fair enough.
I've just used my best rape gag and didn't get any laughs.
Got some awesome anal though, with only muffled screams.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Yeah fair dooz
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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I thought Edinburgh was north of Liverpool
*panders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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HAHA
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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Glad you like them
*does pandering*
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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we're gonna need some more bamboo.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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Hahah
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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Everything is the most annoying thing.
Probably.
Although all of the above can be funny if used in the right situation. It's just the overuse that makes them shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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For me, it's 'soz'
For pretty much everyone else, it's when I make yet another unfunny joke using strikethroughs.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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Lusty's just turned up up there ^
Quick! Everybody hide!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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So in conclusion
No one really enjoys much of what is posted here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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It would appear so
I fucking love this place!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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It is lucky that working for a living is so wretchedly dull
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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It is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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The answer is 'BOAT'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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That was a rubbish meme.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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Not quite as bad as Spak's "pre-cum" thing though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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A post that, once read, can't be unread.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Twas truly horrific
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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I am fortunate to have missed it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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I'm sure I could find a link...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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B3ta "candle days" get on my wick.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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