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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Another new thread started by me. Soz.
Of all the internet 'things', which is most annoying?

*doing this*?
strikethroughs?
ym?
___'s less successful followup single?
saying 'soz'?
something else?

I'm guilty of all of them, and indeed invented one of them, so I cannot really judge, here. I'm just epically bored and trying to start a conversation.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:09, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Strikethroughs and your shit music "jokes"

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Also creepy pandering.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)
And girls encouraging creepy pandering.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Speaking of which, where are they all?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
coo-ee

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Are you a lady doctor?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Are you being terribly sexist
or did you drop a comma from that question?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Neither I think

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Or are you asking me whether I'm a gynecologist?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Tits or GTFO

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

your league ←                                                                                                                                                                                                → me
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
haha!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Apple is working in a secret lab, with no access to b3ta, plus is now back with her welsh boyfriend
Kitty is sewing and empowering herself
...
I can't think of any other attention whores of note.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I meant all the girlies

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Monty has long hair.
That's a bit girly. He can be /OT's token lactating minge bleeder for the day.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
If it looks like a cunt....

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
... and attracts bears ...

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Especially in the gent's toilets

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I'm here,
Jeremy Kyle isn't on so I'm watching you lot instead.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
More lookers on the Kyle

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is true.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
You do realise that by default you've just called yourself fat, sweaty and ugly don't you?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
That's a compliment for him.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I am immensely proud
to discover that my ‘work’ is one of the most annoying things on the entire internet.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

work penis
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Soz.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)

work face
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
LOL

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I bet you didn't

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
MFOTFABL

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
?
My mother fucking table is fine, thanks for asking
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Moving foot on the floor a bit laughing.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I couldn't give a shit
Occasionally they are all funny and that's fine by me
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
People making their decisions about a topic based on a brief reading of a wikipedia page
Then defending that opinion like it's their religion.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
That is a good point

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
You're talking about PsychoChomp, right?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
hahaha!
More composting required
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
*bum wiggle of internet impertinence*

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I agree
why bother with the Wikipedia bit when it's so much more fun just to make a snap decision and go from there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Soz is quite bad, but not as bad as when someone actually says it out loud.
The worst, and this will come as no surprise to some people who now do it just to wind me up, is naming something and then saying 'Nuff Said'.

No, it fucking isn't you lazy and/or illiterate and/or boring and/or self important and/or pointless fuck.

See also: 'End of' and variations.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
FACT

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
It's a fact that internet facts cannot be argued against. FACT!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
FACTBOMB!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Tom Jones' less successful...
...yup, Monty is right to have that on his list.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I set 'em up...

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
____'s less successful followup single?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This post is right. Nuff Said.
I'll take lazy, illiterate and pointless please
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Look ^ everyone
A girl!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
And she agrees with me!
POTD!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
rofflecopters

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
The Japanese POW lesser known follow up single

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Who sung this?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Someone with grave-earthy humour

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
One thing that makes me a massive cunt
is that I am genuinely interested in people’s lunches.

That, and your mum, obv. Soz. *says soz*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
I am too
It gives me some good ideas of what to have tomorrow
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
A girl at work says "super sorrow", when apologising.
This is much worse then "soz", which is a childhood thing as I remember.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Is she Japanese or something?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I really think so

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I hope that was meant to be as funny as I found it.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
No. just a knob.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Punch her in the face and say "Super Sorrow".
She'll soon stop it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Generally
Most lunches are a bit shit though.

At least no-one has Lunchables.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
POTD!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
That is annoying,
especially when it's done about 10am on some shit joke made by a girl.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I fucking hate girls
They should all just fuck off and get murdered by truck drivers.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I think I may have started that one on here too
I nicked it off 'Popbitch'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Blimey, there's a name from the past!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Oh, we may have known each other there too.
Although I left those parts just after 9/11. Although that was coincidence, rather than a cause and effect thing.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
You know Rev Goatboy snuffed it?
He was great.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Did he? Shame, I liked him.
I remember when the Guardian called him 'a 17 year old boy from Wolverhampton'.

I don't remember many people from there now. The names Horsespider and Glitterkitty spring to mind, and Ptolemy. Can't think of any others off the top of my head.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

www.popbitch.com/revgb/

There are some names on there that I remember actually.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
And he was a B3tan, it seems, although not a major contributing one.
And when he died it was mentioned in The Times.

(Yes, it really is this easy to distract me and send me off on an internet treasure hunt).
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
He roadied for Motorhead did he not?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)
The most annoying thing is a Youtube link to some shit song.
This is because I can't get Youtube at work, and when I go home and check it out, it is usually terribly disapointing.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a good one

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I'm opting for Freefair being the most annoying internet 'thing'

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I think his main problem was that he was serious on here

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
There is a place for seriousness on here at times.
But you need to be able to back up your arguments. And not delete stuff that makes you look a dick.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I'd spend my day staring at a grey screen if everyone deleted everything that made them look like a dick.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
The thread deletion was the most annoying bit

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I just think he missed the main point of the site
*resists urge to delete all posts*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Or just keep changing your name.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Nothing wrong with that

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Can't even spell properly.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Fucks sake, it's like a mental block with your name.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
That will be the rohypnol

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Emoticons
I can't help doing it. They convey my emotions so well -_-
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)
:)

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Shiiit
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
It could've been worse ^^;

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
ANGER
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Screw you guys.
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I dunno
¯\(°_o)/¯
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I like that one

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This appears to be an angry owl throwing a table

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
I can't do better than this.
what the fuck is it, anyway?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
ANGRY OWL MUST BE STOPPED

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)
NUTIN CAN STOP ANGER OWL

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
*runs away*
Fuck, I think we started a new one
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Well, except APATHETIC STOAT.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I think emoticons are better than people typing out descriptions of emoticons.
I find it deeply scary. Sad-face
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
;_;

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
[cute japanese kawaii kitten smiling and waving awww so sweeeeet]

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Winking face

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

i a

lulsoz
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
\m/ RAWK

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Depends on what is between the *__*
Pandering and panderseeking knock me sick.
Emo posts knock me sick.
I love the 'follow-up single' ones.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Nice post, roots.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Really? Oh thank you, male on the internet!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Verily

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
*does totally innocuous thing that proves how totally promiscuous I am*

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
HARLOT

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Quit yo jellassy, bitch.
You're jealous cos these men be wantin some of my herpes
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

erpes ubcaps
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
remember kids, herpes is for life, not just for christmas.
or for that time by the bins behind "Ritzys"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)
BRAZEN HUSSY.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)
We don't want to know the details!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)
"oh have you seen my new glasses? I'll find you a photo"
*shows photo in low cut top and make up, with glasses on the table in the background*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Is that a 28" or a 36" telly?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Oi! Plaigarist!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Who me? I don't know what you mean.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Like shite do you.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I don't remember this.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Picture Labs put on Facebook the other night.
It was of one of his female friends (I assume) writhing around a pole in her front room.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)
*sets up immigrant worker joke*

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Oh yeah, I thought that was fucking weird.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)
haha, that is quite accurate for some people.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
You are on the BALL today

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
So, now that we're gong out together...

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)
GONNNNG

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I should stop typing with my cock, really.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)
No, that's Rank

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
You should have added
and by post I mean breasts.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
And by nice I of course meant starting to head south a bit

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
EH!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
So we can't pander, but we're not allowed to be rude too?

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Those aren't the only two options.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Sorry, there is always rape as a last resort.
Though I would find that a bit rude myself.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)
As long as you say "Excuse me" first, you are fine.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)
nah, nah, nah.
If you shout "surprise!" first then it's just surprise sex, not rape.

That, and it was a "Van of sexual urgency" you tied her up in the back of. Not a rape van. Beginner's error, there.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough.
I've just used my best rape gag and didn't get any laughs.

Got some awesome anal though, with only muffled screams.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Yeah fair dooz

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I thought Edinburgh was north of Liverpool
*panders*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
HAHA

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Glad you like them
*does pandering*

Soz.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
we're gonna need some more bamboo.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Hahah

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Everything is the most annoying thing.
Probably.

Although all of the above can be funny if used in the right situation. It's just the overuse that makes them shit.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
For me, it's 'soz'
For pretty much everyone else, it's when I make yet another unfunny joke using strikethroughs.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Lusty's just turned up up there ^
Quick! Everybody hide!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
So in conclusion
No one really enjoys much of what is posted here.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
It would appear so
I fucking love this place!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
It is lucky that working for a living is so wretchedly dull

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)
It is

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
The answer is 'BOAT'

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)
That was a rubbish meme.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Not quite as bad as Spak's "pre-cum" thing though

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
A post that, once read, can't be unread.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Twas truly horrific

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I am fortunate to have missed it

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I'm sure I could find a link...

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post414925
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
B3ta "candle days" get on my wick.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

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