Well, that's the creepiest thing I am likely to see all year:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2012/02/02/cartoon-themed-funeral-held-for-tragic-liver-transplant-baby-115875-23732851/

As for fat people, I don't think we need to tax sugar. I just have one simple rule that would satisfy me - all transport should be charged per kilo. The heavier you are, the more you pay. That way if you are twice the size of me, I won't resent you for taking up two seats with your massive fat going to die early arse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:39, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking hell
That is a combination of very sad, very weird and (as you say) creepy. Grief can do funny thing to people...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

All transport?
Are you including buses and trains in that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Yup, all paid for, shared transport.
Taxis can be exempt, because if you get in a taxi with a fat person, you only have yourself to blame.

This should also include any personal effects though, so that way, if you have a massive fuck off suitcase on a seat next to you, at least you've paid for it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Taxis make me angry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

You mum makes me angry.
That's why she walked into a door.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Bitch has gotta learn

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Me too, unless I am in them.
And even then if the driver insists on describing in detail the 1968 Ford Mustang v20 6.0 caliber nut tightener dickeheadmobile in powder blue with tinted windows and faux lether heated seats that he just bought to me at 6.30 on a Monday morning.

To give an example at random.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

You must really hate Andy Kaufman

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I've had loads of friends in the past who always thing it's rediculous every time I get a taxi.
I can't work out why, I only ever get them if I'm in a serious hurry, and generally it's only a couple of quid more than a bus on the journeys I take
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

That is truly creepy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

That is truly arousing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Did it make your wick hard, ben?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Imagine I am high-fiving you*.




*over Al's wife's back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)

+ again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

She "Gave up" her job as a call centre handler.
Yeah right, she just found that benefits paid more didn't she.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I saw that yesterday
Whilst it's sad that a child is dead, the funeral itself is most LOL-worthy
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

A good funeral should be full of laughter
But I'm not sure that applies to a child's funeral.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

But children's funerals are the funniest of all funerals...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Funniest - and sexiest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Course it does.
And wanking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

It's just the picture itself that I find creepy
not so much the sentiment behind it. Although I can't imagine I'd ever think it was a good idea.

The picture looks like something from Life On Mars though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

It's so utterly odd a sight that I couldn't help but laugh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

It was taken in the north.
Of course it looks thirty years old.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

-_-

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Harro!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Hi son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

That's why there are so many Chinese people in north west london.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Morning Jeff

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Morning.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I'm afraid so.
I was in Sheffield the other day, and by god it still looks rough. When I got back to Luton I felt as though I'd arrived back in the 21st century. That's how grim it was.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)