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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 9:38, 77 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So what domestic carnage do you have planned for the weekend?
Got a sparky sorted?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

more orange, then some red, then some cream
i don't think I need a sparky yet. I will possibly have to get a new boiler someday soon - I will ask you advice when I do.

how's your weeekend looking?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Don't miss the boat with sparky, often people need them

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

my friends have recommended one
whom they almost named their cat after.

Instead they called him Sparky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Don't miss the boat with sparky, often people need them much earlier than anticipated.
And you don't want to be chasing into newly decorated walls to run cables!
Well, I'm monkey wrangling today, driving practice for the mrs this afternoon and making a beef pilav tonight so a busy Saturday. Got a couple of jobs to look at for next week but one of the clients insists that he understands these things better than the guy who does this for a living, so that'll be the week after next by the time he gets his shit in order.
And I'm gonna do some baking. Bread and cakes are in order.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)

so you recommend havng it just checked over early?
this sounds like a productive weekend, make sure there is tea to go with the cake.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Three trades you should get on site sharpish:
Plumber, joiner, sparky.
Their advice will be of great value.
Correct sequence of trades will save you money. Real money!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah that's not a bad idea, get her to drive you in the van to work, good lateral thinking there on the New Years resolution to give up drink driving

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Fuck of, Bory Lyon.
And get yourself a new book of one-liners whilst you're at it, there's a sweety.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Forsooth you hath dropped an 'f' mongling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Thanks for catching it for me.
You can use it to f-off with.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I'M HERE ALL MORNING !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Morning
I'm in bed, but I'm going to get up soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I'd stay in bed, it's cold out
I'm on second tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I need to get up
Football today, home to Leeds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I'd check before you go out.
Points west said lady night the pitch might be frozen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Ayoop
I should be doing stuff but I'm totally not. I need to start taking Friday off and pretending it's Saturday so I actually get stuff done on Saturday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

it's only 10 past 10
it's still breakfast time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Not in our house.
Apparently half the day has already gone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I shall browse relevant websites
That's productive.

Anyone know a national chain of estate agents (since I assume you won't know one local to me) that aren't cunts? Or who are and I should avoid? I'm selling not buying (at this point).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Why don't you try fish 4?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Oh man, I've woken up in pain again =( THIS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN ON A SATURDAY, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE OFF LATER TO PURCHASE A NEW KITCHEN.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Terrible Bullying !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

hey that was :( for the poorly not the kitchen!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Alright Gonz, any style in mind? Integrated or freestanding units?
Details plz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Freestanding, and it depends on budgets, I want "Modern Country Kitchen" or "Modern" styles.
I just remembered though, today is not Kitchen Day, but I am getting a new oven/grill/hob thing. I'm sorry I got everyone's hope up, we need the wicks man to messure up first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Maybe hold off on buying appliances until you see what the kitchen looks like, no point in having a neutral kitchen that's covered in a dogsick mess of clashing appliance colours

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Although I would agree with you...
...I know the exact oven I want, everything will be chosen around that oven, all the applicances are going to be silver, and my oven is almost dangerous as it (the oven part) sometimes turns on by itself so I have to turn it off by the mains when not using it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

It should definitely not be allowed.
Who do write to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I just don't know anymore =(
There is no freepost hotline into the health department of karma.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)

How is it karma? Did you do something bad?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

He's kept omertà over the various sexcrimes of former flatmate Sexface

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Nah', it's not the karma type in respect to good/bad things I do, but in terms of the whole balance of life.
I donno if you've ever played video games, but sometimes you have like 100 points to split up between Strength, Agility, Inteligance, Health (etc). One of my other levels must be quite high for my health one to be quite low.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

WORSE THAN THAT GONZ, MY BBC1 HAS GONE OFF!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

OH SHIT, it's saturday kitchen though !
That's gonna fuck up your week big time. Can you re-tune the telly? pop 'round a neighbours? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A FELLA WHO CAN SORT THIS OUT FOR YOU? EVERYONE NEEDS A TECHY FELLA WHO'LL FIX THINGS IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.

*inroles into collage on a course about doing telly mantainance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I TOTALLY JUST FIXED IT 30 SECONDS AGO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

GET IN THERE.
What do you reckon about floyd? I'm not a fan, his food looks horrible.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

His food is from some other shitty food time, but the man himself, well, he was fucking brilliant
Did you see the one where him and this arld Lady-Someone-Or-Other-Farquar-Smythe made fish?
She just put this massive fish in a long dish with loads of water, sprinkled the tiniest bit of seasoning and a splash of wine to the gallons of water, and declared it flavoured. Looked SHITE.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah', I reckon the same too, the guy is a great presenter, but his food looks grim.
I donno if it's about the time of the food, Garry Rhodes and Rick Stine was around towards the end of floyd's hayday, and their food always looks alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Oh god, this phesent kiev is going to be AMAZING.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Morning.
I've managed to get up and showered, but that's about as far as I can manage at the moment. I need to get moving, though, because if I don't get a certain person's birthday present wrapped and plaited today, she might not get it in time. And I'd hate to get into her bad books.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

oooh ooooh, who is it?
is it The Queen?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Oh, more special than that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Your dog?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Hee hee. Tell her, Roots.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

*growls*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

*pats*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

*Turns round twice and lies down*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

aww
happy birthday, have a chew
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

*does that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Plaited?
You got ME a Girls World?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Obviously that was posted. My phone is being clever today.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I'm disappointed now. Thought you might have got me a Stevie Wonder

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)

:-(

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Alright, lar.
Good couple of days?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Boss ta!
Totally not well today though.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

In bed
And thinking about getting up. What have you come down with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I have a bad stomach now and again but I feel sly moaning about that with Gonz up there ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Have you
Eaten a moody takeout?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Nah, probably the rich food and my delicate nervous system tbh.
One time, in my teens, my mother (who is not a confident driver) almost took a turn onto the motorway when she got lost, and I was in the car with her. The ensuing panic caused me to be off school the next day vomiting my ring up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

BOO!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I've totally posted it now!
The post office said they weren't really comfortable taking diamonds of that size, but I slipped the johnny behind the counter a swift pony and he caved.

I've sent it to your Nana's. Hope that's okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

More diamonds!
Bleeding hell b3th I'm sick of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

What
Sort of bender proposes to their other half just before an omelette making competition?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)

A proper bender, that's who.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

hahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

HELLO.
It's time I got out of bed and made myself handsome, there are people relying on me to brighten their day.
These will be the soundtrack to my day, they should be to yours too because they're amazing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARyFuO5w10
youtu.be/GhuGMK18Bss
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Alright Baz.
I'm trying to find the motivation to go to the pub before sitting in the cold for two hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

So the match is on then?
Take a tartan blanket and a thermos of bovril.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Fuck that. Sit indoors.
We're on tele away at Man City. I'm not watching it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

'noon funsters.
Oh boy! What a day. I got my sbp published. What an honour!

alexcomex.tumblr.com/
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

nice puke

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

all things that need to be orange are orange
next: supernoodles
then: RED!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

shit
no supernoodles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I thought it was red, then orange.
before moving on to yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

only in my decorating dreams

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)