He could (re)post any old drivel and win, as long as it was long enough or had enough line breaks to fill up the whole screen.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I never read his
I think it's because they were so often long winded stories attached to a lame pun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

But short puns are okay, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

yeah
they are over an done with quickly and don't require a long set up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

That's what she said

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Evening b3th!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Evening!
Guess where I am?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Let's get QUIZZICAL!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Oliva Newton John's disappointing etc....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Reckon you'll win again?
And is the dog annoying people?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Doubtful. And yes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

You should join us one week.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'm not driving to WsM to win a quiz and get barked at.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Well screw you then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

You'd love that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Gonz, give Jeff his login back

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

*Goes off to buy black silk PJs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

What have you done this weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)

painted the lounge
put all the shelves back up, moved the rest of the crap from the old house, tidied up this house, had a nice coffee in Starbucks, read a bit, talked to my mates for ages in Morrisons, ate pizza

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Football, pub, gym.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)

i'm going to go back to the gym on Wednesday
now things should be marginally less hectic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

When did you last go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

couple of weeks ago, I think
I had a nice swim, but between being ill and busy I've not gone since
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)

How often do you try and go when you're in 'gym' mode?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

2 or 3 times
one is usually swimming because I like it more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

is that a week or a month?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

a week! I'm not that bad!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

heh
What does your gym 'workout' usually consist of?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

10 minutes running
15 minutes cycling
10 minutes rowing
10 minutes cross trainer

or 40 lengths and about 10 minutes hard work lazing about in the jacuzzi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I did 30 minutes cycling
20 mins on the cross trainer and then a quick circuit of the weight machines.

My legs hurt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)

ouch
i get bored if I go on any one thing for long and I'm never really sure about the weights.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I don't do anything heavy.
It isn't too bad as I can watch the football when I'm there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)

wait, that isn't clear at all
I mean I try to go 2 or 3 times A WEEK. Going that many times a month would make it barely worth while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I understood.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I bet it had something to do with paint.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

oh yeah, I also washed paint off of me
there was a lot of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I prefer photoshop.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

waa waa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Are you trying to do the 'This is your life' theme?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I thought she was just waaaah me......

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Are you going to get that application off this week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Of course.
Want to check it for me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

If you can send it electronically, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I was going to do it in word and email it to them, so I'll let you see it first.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Please do!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Bet you were.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)