Fred West would be an improvement on that bender she went out with before.
Whoever this new chap is he is possibly heterosexual, and thus a better prospect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i spent sunday with said bender
i suspect there may be a direct correlation between this and why bankerboy doesn't do it for me, even though he is normal and keen.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I think KC and the Sunshine Band put it best, when they sang
'Give it up, give it up, baby give it u-up'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)

are you sugesting she gives up herself to this man?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I am suggesting she severs all ties with the pierced nippled gaylord.
And sets fire to his face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

to be fair
if i did the latter, it would probably take care of the former quite nicely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

N n n n n n n now

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Unfortunately, that's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) she likes it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i'm too soft
every time i say, that's it i can't see you again, he texts or emails and i give in.

but now i will be singing that all morning. thanks darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

God help you, woman.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Change his name to KC in your phone
and before answering a call or message from him, remember the lyrics to the song and don't reply.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Or what I have done with you
"Screaming chutney nancyboy" and don't answer it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

You're in my phone as 'NONCE'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)

in my phone on a register
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

If you need me to nonce any of your illegitemate children,
just let me know. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Will do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)

You need your head testing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)

this is true for many reasons
i am looking forward to our drinks though. don't need my head testing for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Too right.
Quality company and all that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Going all the way to Wapping for mineral water, though?!

(berk, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I'd quite like that to be a euphemism but I'm not sure what for.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)

going all the way to wapping?
i would suggest something sexual. euphemisms generally are. in your case anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Some sort of Watersports

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

ach, i'm not sure about 18th
i have to go bridesmaid dress shopping, and i don't know what time we'll be done...... and i think the bride might also want to go out to plan hen-dos etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Just see how you're fixed.
We will be there anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)

if we're done i'll come along
if not there's always bristol in april!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Exactamundo.
I will be driving to Brizzle. There is one spare space in the car.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)

aw thank you
i need to sort that out actually, my client owns one of the big hotels in brizzle and i get a free room, so i should crack on with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)

What this man said right there ^
She's on a 3 month detox with no alcohol or diet coke, so had a few vodka and diet cokes. But that is ok.

She's trying to rid herself of the bumsexualist who doesn't want her so that she can move on with her life, so went out with someone else and THEN the colossal bender to ensure that the someone else got the heave.

It's like watching a train crash in slow motion.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE HAVING A GO AT SWIPE YOU MUST REALLY FANCY HER.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Oh, and Hello Reverend, how are you? Did you have a nice weekend?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Lovely thank you Alan, yourself?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)

If relationships were that easy, everyone would be
married only once and no one would ever get dumped.

But she does need her head testing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)

i'm not sure its testing she needs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)