Fucking hell it's slow in here today.
Where have all you cunts gone?
( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think we're all sitting around thinking "Fucking hell it's slow in here today."
But not doing anything about it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Unfortunately I'm quite busy today.
But I like to pop in and out between jobs for some light relief, only you FUCKERS aren't playing the game.

I expect to be able to sit back and be entertained whilst contributing nothing, damn it.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

just waiting for something interesting to happen

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

*moonwalks*

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

That is only slightly less interesting written down than it is in real life.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

RIBS RIBS RIBS RIBS RIBS
Oh man, I'm getting excited now, in 4 hours, I'll be consuming BBQ covered meat products.

Do you remember what I ordered?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Yes.
I wrote a list and I printed a copy to bring with me.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

sweet !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

*wanks through a skylight*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

From above or below?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

a little from column A
a little from column B
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

haha like the simpsons!
god i hate you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

is it really?
genuinely no idea where it came from, it's a very commonly used phrase.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

SHUT YOUR WHOREMOUTH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I think you're confusing me with your imaginary girfriend now
would you like another little sit down?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

yes thanks, sorry i've been so mean to you lately
i hope i haven't caused any offence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

of course not.
it's a difficult time for all of us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

every word you say is like a red hoter poker in my bumhole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Start a new thread
NOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

i hope your happy now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Well, it's not our fault you didn't pay the Black Monks...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

waht

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

WHAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I've been working
I'm very sorry. It won't happen again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I should fucking hope not.
now dance for us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

*dances*
*falls over*
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

ah well. it was good while it lasted.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I've gone home
I'm now watching some Harry Potter shite with my boy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

You're watching scat with your child?
What kind of father are you??????

/daily mail rant
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

It would probably be better scripted than Rowling's efforts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)