Oh man, someone broke Gonz.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:05, 80 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pre-emptive strike,
I'm not sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Heeeey, you broke your cherry?!
/film.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

'The Paul Gadd Story'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

*touchesunastubbsnoseandpointsatmonty*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

'Jonathan: The King of Kings'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

He gave his name as Ozymandias to the police.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

He gives nonces a bad name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Bon Jovi'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Oh shit, lol, I was cleaning my keyboard while thinking up a new thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

well its a different way to get attention, thats true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

that was posted from his phone in his back pocket


while he shit himself
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i thought he did it in teasco bags?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Too many kwahsontz

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

i enjoy this post

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

how's the dog?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

good, ta
she's a bit itchy lately
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)

your not supposed to wear it!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I've got to put her in the wash

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Ha ha ha,
Cameron has given him his "full support" start the clock
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9066483/Downing-Street-does-not-want-Andrew-Lansley-taken-out-and-shot.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I've not heard a single person go "You know what, I think that's a good idea" to it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Taking out and shooting Lansley? of course it's a good idea.
The health reforms however are simply a leftfield way to eventually force in a much more widespread private healthcare system under the radar, so I suspect you'll find a few people who like the idea.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Some parts are a good idea, like getting rid of SHA's
but the claim in that article "We believe that putting the NHS into the hands of health professionals rather than a bunch of bureaucrats is the way forward" is fundermentally wrong, health professionals shouldn't be in control of accounting, IT, logistics, pay, site maintanance, and all the hundreds of other things that actually let them care for patients, that should be done by bureaucrats.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Maybe they should be forced
to do this with government and have all the civil servants removed and the MP's do it all
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

The trouble with "putting the health service in the hands of health professionals"
is that they don't know how to run a business. The NHS swallows money because it's not run efficiently. It's purpose might not be to make money, but running as if it were would save far more money than constantly reforming it.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Are you suggesting that the NHS is run by Asian men?
If it was Asian women it would be fine as they are much more efficient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

You know, I've heard that.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Fucking hell it's slow in here today.
Where have all you cunts gone?
( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I think we're all sitting around thinking "Fucking hell it's slow in here today."
But not doing anything about it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Unfortunately I'm quite busy today.
But I like to pop in and out between jobs for some light relief, only you FUCKERS aren't playing the game.

I expect to be able to sit back and be entertained whilst contributing nothing, damn it.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

just waiting for something interesting to happen

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

*moonwalks*

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

That is only slightly less interesting written down than it is in real life.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

RIBS RIBS RIBS RIBS RIBS
Oh man, I'm getting excited now, in 4 hours, I'll be consuming BBQ covered meat products.

Do you remember what I ordered?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Yes.
I wrote a list and I printed a copy to bring with me.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

sweet !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

*wanks through a skylight*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

From above or below?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

a little from column A
a little from column B
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

haha like the simpsons!
god i hate you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

is it really?
genuinely no idea where it came from, it's a very commonly used phrase.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

SHUT YOUR WHOREMOUTH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I think you're confusing me with your imaginary girfriend now
would you like another little sit down?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

yes thanks, sorry i've been so mean to you lately
i hope i haven't caused any offence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

of course not.
it's a difficult time for all of us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

every word you say is like a red hoter poker in my bumhole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Start a new thread
NOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

i hope your happy now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Well, it's not our fault you didn't pay the Black Monks...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

waht

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

WHAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I've been working
I'm very sorry. It won't happen again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I should fucking hope not.
now dance for us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

*dances*
*falls over*
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

ah well. it was good while it lasted.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I've gone home
I'm now watching some Harry Potter shite with my boy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

You're watching scat with your child?
What kind of father are you??????

/daily mail rant
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

It would probably be better scripted than Rowling's efforts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I've just calmed down after reading that Darth doesn't think ROTS is shit.
All the SW prequels are shit!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You are in no way coming across as an internet stereotype here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

At least it's not in CAPS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

He thought it in CAPS
whilst stuffing fried chicken into his mouth and getting excited about it being Vaders light saber.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

this is one occasion I don't mind that. Ever heard of Monotonix?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Did you just defeat him in just two dice rolls?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Officelol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Is he from Asterix?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

No you penis. They are a band, quite good from the two videos I've watched.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Having looked them up I see
1) garage rock = good news but
2) from Israel = bad news
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

They set up in the crowd and are quite weird. Good videos online.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

When I am at home I shall investigate.
Ta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Ah I thought the name was familiar...
They played at the Pavement ATP, but I couldn't get in to see them as the security guards had decided that it posed a health and safety issue having them on the floor with the crowd. By all accounts they are quite bonkers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

H&S GONE MADDDDDDDDD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

They look like the 118 boys. My housemate saw them live in Cardiff
and apparently the singer through a bass drum through the window then came back the next day and repaired the damage as he felt guilty.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Someone has a crying baby near my office.
It's possibly more irritating than the drilling, which thankfully has stopped.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

the baby was doing the drilling, it was sent to make you angry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

poor old gonz i wondered what was going on
my niece got hold of my blackberry over christmas. she managed to email the entire firm in response to a conflict search. it said "fhdjhdjtjtj"

also i had a dreadful auto-correct this morning. my boiler is broken and i was texting my (gay) boss to ask for permission to work from home tomorrow so that i could book british gas. i meant to put: "i can see my breath in front of me in here." mistyped. auto-correct kicked in. and sent: "i can see my breasts in front of me in here." he has been taking the piss out of me all day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)