Delicious Ham Hock and Cheddar sandwich, followed
by a Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter.

I saw internet celebrity ROB MANUEL this morning, in Camden Tube station.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have seen the adverts for the peanut, White, double and orange KK
But I haven't eaten chocolate since Christmas. So I can't participate. Are you team peanut??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

It's the only team.
And is the same shape as Jim's head.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I don't remember his head being rectangular
I will check this out at the next drinks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I was aghast when they discontinued PB versions last year
so I am voting every day for it to return. It's a delicious thing, and much better than Reeses Cups.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Steady, James.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Discontinued chocolate is very close to my heart.
I nearly had a anyeurism when Cadbury reintroduced Wispas.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Didn't they do a mint wispa at one point?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Yep.
/wrong.

Always go for the Aero.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

They were like weird Aero's.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

That is twice you've said the same thing as someone else
Are you stalking them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah.
And by the way, it'll be £400+vat for that boiler I've just fixed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Sorry dude
Home care 400, was free!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Home Care 400
Sounds like the sort of thing a pensioner would need.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I'm just glad I had it
I'm not usually that well organised.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

With respect, you're wrong.
Peanut butter and chocolate is grim. The grimmest of the grims, in fact.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I thought you liked "chocolate".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

No no no
My learned friend himjim is bang on the money. Reeses cups are amazing!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Cups good.
Pieces Bad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Both rock
But are too sickly to eat more than one or a tiny handful of pieces. Therefore best served with ice cream!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Actually
their "Nutrageous" bar is the best of all worlds. Small enough to be satiating without sickly, but a good blast of chocolate/peanutty goodness.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I will take your word for it
In April when my detox finishes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I'll make sure your April
is especially "Nut"rageous...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Well in that Case
Why wait til April?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Apart from your face
you wrong wrong motherfucker.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I have no counter for this.

( Kroney, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Peanut butter is wrong, full stop
it looks, tastes and smells like somebody has already eaten it. Like peanut sick. Vile.
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I know we're great mates irl
But sometimes you can push me too far. Crunchy peanut butter rocks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

FACT.
I've never tried peanut butter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Yet you claim you fuck dogs...
LIAR! BLAGGARD!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

This shouldn't really have made me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

How do you think I feel. I laughed as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It's true
(The peanut butter thing anyway).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Darling, it's all yours
I can't abide the stuff, yet strangely I like Snickers bars...
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Headline news
*Woman in liking chocolate shocker*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Maybe you're doing it wrong?
Have you tried it on piping hot granary bread toast?? If you like snickers, there might be hope...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I have tried it on toast
it's the smell and consistency that put me off more than the taste. Although I don't much like that either...
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Oh well if you've tried I suppose we can get over this
Not like jeff who hasn't even made any effort...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

If there was only one type of peanut butter, I'd be tempted to try it.
But the choice of smooth or crunchie.... It's too much to take in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I make extremely nice peanut butter cookies, or so I've been told
they're even better because I never eat any of them and therefore the calories belong to someone else.
(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I do that with meat!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Er, the calorie thing, not the cookies, before jeff says anything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

It's alright, I had this one covered.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Thank god for that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You make peanut butter cookies with meat?
You're weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

And I thought it would be jeff...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Me and Jeff is West Country bredren innit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

So.... Married then?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

That will only happen when we can prove we're related.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

*High 7!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Can you lower your opinion of b3th so you think as little of her as you do of me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Impossible
But you're still higher than shallowcunt so a way to go yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

What could it possibly be a euphemism for?

(berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

"peanut butter cookies"
you know. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Cucumber and peanut butter sandwiches are rather good.
... but you need ice-cold cucumber, with a good dash of salt, then black pepper and lime juice on top of the peanut butter, all enveloped in crusty brown bread.

And that's enough vegetarianism for me for today. Back to the Tanqueray and tonic ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Really???
Hmm. I read a book where the girl was spreading crunchy peanut butter on slices of apple, that sounded nice. But cucumber... Really???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

You would have said the same about putting cuke in gin a few years ago.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

"cuke"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I know, you'd think it wouldn't work.
Then again I have a soft spot for Hendricks, and a baton or two of cucumber in there works a treat.

Also counts as one of my five a day. No, it does. No, REALLY.

*edit* as he says ^ up there
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I was surprised but not disbelieving

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Was he selling grass?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Nope
he was wearing a big red jacket and getting on the Southbound Northen Line, Charing Cross branch.

I decided against greeting him in public. He looks a lot more creepy IRL.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Would you say he looked more....rapey?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Quite so.
Hunched over, with piggy, greedy eyes. Shuddersome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

That makes my arse pucker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Was he slipping through a door marked STRICTLY NO ADMITTANCE
in order to use the Secret Celebrity Underground?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

There's not an entrance like that
in Camden Tube!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)