i accidentally pearoasted one
would I be up in court for it? There was about 6 years between posts, the first was largely ignored, the second time it was in teh newsletter.

alt: all of them. At once. Except turkish delight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You'd love a Turk to give you a bit of delight.
That's why you have so many kebabs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:14, Reply)

it's the only interest I get on the dating site

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

When you next come to Bristol you should go on the pull at Jason's Donner Van.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I like a man who smells of burnt grease

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

We'd heard that.
No grease, no happy happy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Silly Cavy
Turkish delight is pink jelly stuff, not chocolate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

i mean the one in the pink wrapping covered in chocolate
I was surprised to find I actually like proper turkish delight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

ah, I see.
Well, if you will worship false turkish delight idols.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

It's foul.
You are menkle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)

and you have wrecked tastebuds
from smoking syringes full of LSD
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Wait rose
Does the most amazing Turkish delight. In a wooden box. Mmmmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)

delicious wooden boxes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)

It's all about eating the box.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)

That's what she said

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Pervy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

I'd have said it was perfectly normal....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I bought some from the Turks in Dalston.
It was like plaster of paris with lumps of poo in it.

Never again. Baklava, however, I can stomach, but really, sweet food is gay anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I love Baklava
I have a proper sweet tooth and I get massive sugar rushes. The come-down's a bitch, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I'm at home. Where are you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Werk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I'll get shit sorted this evening and send you a text with the details.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Bless you my child.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Nee bovver.
I've got fuck all else to do this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Well, it's an honest living.
I has Peroni and grass.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I am most, most envious.
Tonight I am suppoed to be going Yeti hunting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Do you have to look for his footprint in a massive pile of white powder?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I have to look for a dead pill dealer and head north*

*story I shall tell you on 18th which will be dismissed as 'lies' on here
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:06, Reply)

I have better beer and envy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

He's waiting in the bedroom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)

*unzips*
*girds loins*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I like the crap cadbury's stuff with chocolate all over it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Fry's is it not?
They invented the chocolate bar, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Cadbury's bought them out years ago mind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:49, Reply)

True!
There was a big Fry's factory in Bristol, it then became a Cadbury's factory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

They started in Brizzle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

All the good stuff started in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Clap started in Briz according to the gospel according to me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Is that where you were when you caught it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I am gutted you don't remember
That night. Although I did well drug you an' shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)

That wasn't me.
That was my nan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:02, Reply)

She is SMOKIN'
I thought it was you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)

she's dead, you insensitive cunt

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

*jokeaboutdeadinsensitivevaginas*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Meh.
I might bring you some cider next week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)

It coincided with your mum doing her UK tour.
Apparently Bristol was the last night of the 60 nights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Spring Tour of West Country shitholes.
Well! That's what the t-shirts said.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:02, Reply)

It was your mums shit hole that got explored.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)

That was implied in the t-shirt bit.
Fucking simpletons!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:06, Reply)

S-TOTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Is that what Wookey Hole is?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:06, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

I have had cheddar from Wookey Hole.
It were cheesy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:08, Reply)

If I can get some Farmhouse cider by the 18th, do you want some?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Of course.
Is it menkle?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)

It isn't suitable for vegitarians.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:12, Reply)

That's how you can tell it's real cider.
The bits of mouse floating in it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Get on, janner!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14, Reply)

What does that mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14, Reply)

I don't know
I thought it was "carrot" for yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I'll see what I can do!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Me and cheese don't really get on.
but I did see them making cheddar at the official Cheddar Gorge Company.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Full of eastern promise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnuI25JSTE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)