I feel sick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:34, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Toilet quick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Too late - done it on a plate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

^ HOW'S THAT FOR CHILDISH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

spot on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I just spoke to my Dad.
I bet you don't feel sick for the same reason my Mum does today.

Apparently she decided that there were stains in the coffee mugs, so she bleached them. Then made a coffee. Stupid cow is in bed with bleach poisoning.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Does that mean table tennis is off?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

hahahah.
No, Dad's up for some one on one with you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I love a good sword fight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

So does he. But until he finds someone with a decent size sword he said he'll make do with dagger fighting with you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

LOL.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

in bed?
that's not really going to help her. Either she's OK or she isn't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I don't know, that's just what he said.
I'll let you know if she dies.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Take her to hospital

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

How sick is she?
She's noshing off Scarpe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

click

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Or pour rat poison down her throat I heard it neutralises it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

if it hasn't fucked her up already
there would be very little point.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I still think "seek medical attention" would be the best way to act in this situation.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

The foundation block of the NHS that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

good stuff.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I'm assuming it's just made her feel a bit unwell.
It's not like she's downed cupfuls of the stuff, just whatever she didn't rinse out of the mug she made the coffee with.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I think she is overreacting
But not as much as this lot ^
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I concluded.
I'd be a bit less blase about it if I thought she'd actually done herself any harm.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

This was kind of my point.
as in, either she's burnt a hole in her oesophagal tract ... or she'll be absolutely fine. Bleach isn't a poison in any normal sense. It'd be like taking a fairly robust antacid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I feel sick as I'm contemplating bailing on m,y mates stag do next weekend due to the cost
which will probably push up the cost for everyone else
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Bollocks.
It's because your Mrrs said so. As you alluded to earlier.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Well after discussing it with her, and looking at the finances
I don't want to quit, but I'm an idiot, i can see the sensible thing to do would be to bail.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Grow a pair, man!

(I had to bail on a stag last year as my eys were bigger than my wallet - don't feel bad).

Short notice for the other lads though. Tough call.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah it sucks donkey dick
I probably would have siad no ages ago, but the fear of flights going up made me buy them and commit myself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Will you lose the flights?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I'm an idiot, i can see the sensible thing to do would be to bail. my wife told me to and now I'm desperatly trying to tell myself it was my decision.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

NO!*
*maybe...but the cost has krept up to almost £600
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

If only you'd followed my investment advice eh

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

No offence, but I'm never going to follow advice like taht from here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Fair enough povo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I know it, you know it.
Just come to terms with your situation, that and the lack of sex.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

£600 on a stag do? Where are you going? Vegas?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Scotland of all fucking places

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

£600?
Get the fuck out?????
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

in scotland that makes you a millionaire

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

flights £116
Accommodation 2 nights, food and booze: £315
Activities £120
Stag covered: £27
minibus: £25

Total: £603
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I suppose "all in" , that's about right.
I notice there is no provision for MD's or the rental of a Honda Accord?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Meet my friends *puts dukes up*
Honda...

and

...Accord


'YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" *sings The Who*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Imagine the size of the munchy box you could get for £600

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Small - £3.00
Medium - £4.50
Large - £6.00
Extra Large - £9.50
Bella - £600
(TheColonel, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

*click*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I'm sure they won't mind paying the extra.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Especially if it means not having to put up with NA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

*Jokes about feel as in touching, rather than feel as in being*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)