Jumped out of my car to take this photo
Hi bumlovers, at the weekend i found the spiritual home for all Off Topic bashes.


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You've shopped that "bend"
If not, fantastic.

EDIT: Nice Alfa.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

shame his is the fucked-up 15 year old skoda on the other side of the sign

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Alfa Romeo you doris

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

i bet thats the nickname you give yourself when you go out on the pull
hey ladies its me, the Alpha Romeo... hop on
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Actually it's Fernando Hernando

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

doesn't matter when you only try to pull on chatroulette

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I knew that was you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I suspect she understood this.
I suspect she was suggesting that the Alfa in shot is not, in fact, his car, but that his car is out of shot.

no, don't thank me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Fuck off gimp

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

gimp?
that the best you've got, Bobby?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

No but it's alL you're worth
Zing
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

oh, it burns, it burns.
:(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

That will be chlamydia

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

which you get from having sex
so no chance you'd ghave it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Up the bum no babies

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

i don't think even the gays would touch you
garths not here to ask right now tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

What about the bi's?
Tell me there is hope
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

lesbians like fat chicks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

That'll do for me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I wonder if some chav has named their daughter that....

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Or Anthrax?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Don't be silly
Anthrax is a boy's name.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

That would be too much a leap of imagination
The Alfa 156 in the shot is indeed my car. Lovely thing so it is.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Great car all round

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

it'd be nice if the driver's seat moved far enough back
to cope with anyone more than 5'9", but otherwise, I agree.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Great cars.
But equally unreliable, expensive to fix.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah... I've found the trick is to not own one for more than 12 months at a time
So far, nothing's broken on any I've had. The 166 had some interesting electronic "issues" but nothing actually failed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Funny how they "run out" of electricity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

the 166 just used to put the dials off the scale. Usually when you're doing a ton on the motorway.
Since they are legendary for cooling system failures, a temp gauge instantly off the scale makes me nervous...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

my ex had one
he loved it, but it was in the garage every other week.

then he went and got another one. i was unsympathetic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

They are lovely to look at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

they're ok
i prefer mercs and audis myself. there is a dark purple R8 that parks outside harrods that makes me cream myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

There was an R3 outside the office this morning.
The fella started it and spun away, it disappeared over the horizon in about 4 seconds.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

but WHAT COLOUR was it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Black with orange trim.
Bleurgh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

oh no
fuck that nasty shit. orange? why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I NOES!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I loved my friends one. It was much more exciting than my old fat arsed megane

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

With a 40mph speed limit I would definately not let my cat out
in case it got run over
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Phew, the repartee in this place has certainly improved since my last visit
Cancer Joy 'likes this'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Chill out mate, just a joke, try not to take the internet too seriously you'll have a heart attack
and then no one will find you until your weekly Dominos order arrives and the pizza boy will steal all your stuff and rape your cats before moving in a family of squatters who will use your bloated corpse as a sofa on which to sit and watch ghastly Saturday night TV.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

haha what detail!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I'm sensing some history here...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

The internet is a lovely place, a veritable autism free zone.
Full of intelligent conversation, wit and reasonable people.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

NNNnnnnnnGGGHGggggHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

My standards may be slipping
but that really made me laugh.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Ditto

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

what cats?
the spastic got cats whilst living on a MAIN ROAD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)