Brick Lane Beigel Bake's beigels are simply fantastic. Hot salt beef, mustard and pickles.
Every other one I've ever had apart from those I had in New York have been chewy, stodgy shit. I bought one on Waterloo Station once which was better suited to being a fucking haemorrhoid cushion than food. Fucking shit, I say. Fucking shit.

I don't understand Gaelic. Or Japanese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i knew you liked hot salty beef

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I do indeed. Your mum's lightly steaming beef curtains.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

pretty sure her curtains are linen, she don't work in an abbatoir or owt
and i bet you'd love a gaelic (gay lick)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Maybe so, but her pissflaps reek like a plague pit
and her face resembles a pustule-incrusted chimpanzee scrotum. And she's thick as shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

you seem to be angry at my mother, has she rejected you in some way?
you know, like your own mother did?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

She* gave me the clap, the filthy bitch.

*by which I mean your mum, not mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

yeah, your own mum just turned you into an effeminate girly man with her hatered of real men.
Morning Monts
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

your mum gave me the clap once too
a whole fucken round of applause it was, for filling that gaping maw between her legs with a concrete bollard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Clap mate? It's a fucking round of applause.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

There is a Burrito place in Victoria Station now.
I looked at it but decided to have a kebab when I got home instead.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

There's a fantastic Mexican place next to Charing Cross station.
They do a massive cone of melted and then cooled cheese, served with guacamole - it looks like a traffic cone. That's where I first had a michelada too. They are my new 'thing'.
www.lupita.co.uk/?gclid=CKORuoefoq4CFWIntAodnH8HQQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I go there for lunch sometimes.
Not often, as I am not (yet) a Lolfatty.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

There is a wicked mexican place just down the road from me, they do proper good ribs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I AM FUCKING HUNGRY.
Didn't have any supper last night and now all this talk is giving me the food-horn big time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

HAHA
your girlfriend is currently on Brick Lane stuffing hot salt beef into her mouth.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I think I might cry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I went to Needoo on saturday, it was immense.
I drank several ice cold polish lagers.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Oh man, there is a burrito place in the market near work and I totally fancy it now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)