Yay, I found a way to dump the 60 cans of Red Bull and 3KG of gummy worms.
I took them into work and got the office manager to send out the following email

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Someone messed up an order from a wholesale company on the internet, not quite realising how much stuff he ordered... so there's a prezzy for you all in the kitchen, help yourselves J

There is a little donation box for the Wood Green Animal Shelter next to it, it's completely optional and up to you, anything helps, it's all going to them!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How the hell did you get that much Red Bull?
Did I miss a Saga?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

It's not the quantity of Red Bull I'm concerned about
3 KILOGRAMS of gummy worms?!
(berk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

He was ordering for you
but then you rejected him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

What a heartless bitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

It's true, I was going to line them all up, melting the ends like a Gummy Worm Centepide and see how many times I can get it to go all the way around my internal organs.
I reckon I could have chanined it like 250 times, that would be a true feet of pure desire and love.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

you sexy beast

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Gummy-gate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Sounds like when my old man takes his teeth out

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

hahaha!
How is mr b3th?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

He just spent an hour arguing with the useless garage that arsed up repaiting his car
but he enjoys arguing, so that's okay.

And we found out a friend of ours has been sent home from the hospital to die, which is less good. I fully expect a full-on maudlin episode once he starts drinking this evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

cheer him up, get him a party hat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

We're going out to dinner later.
I'll see what I can do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

happy meal never fails

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

The clue is in the name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)

TELL THAT TO MY MANIC DEPRESSIVE MOTHER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I've already told her twice.
That's why she's got two black eyes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

well thats not gonna cheer her up is it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

*ginlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

The red bulls were Red Bull Shots instead of normal Red Bull, I didn't look at the order right.
I figured at 25p a can, I can switch over to them, and it would last like 2 months, saving me like £45.

And I just wasn't thinking about the worms, I just saw the price and thought "That's a good idea".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I still don't see why you gave them away, rather than just drinking them 3 at a time

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

3 of those red bull shots at a time would land me in hospital.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Ah, right, so not the same stuff in smaller cans
that wierd still stuff in little bottles. thus not carbenated and not what you wanted. gotcha
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Exactly, plus it's got 3 times per ml cafine.
which I think would give my anxiety problems a real....ermm... problem.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)