Oh god, I wasn't there, but was it like
Those TV series where it starts off with a paramedic standing over the body of a young girl. The paramedic says "It's no good, we're too late, if only we got there in time", and then does up a zip that goes over the camera.
Then the words on the screen say "24 hours earlier" and it cuts to a scene of Loon sitting at the breakfast table having a bowl of cerial, with two kids laughing and running around in the background, the dead women from the previous scene coming into the room saying "I love you honey" giving him a peck on the mouth. He then switches on the TV (it has to be one of those tiny kitchen TVs even though the whole thign is open-plan and he can see the livingroom telly clearly from the 'kitchen island').
Then on the telly, is a news report, we hear the words "It is not a space astroid, it's tragectory is veriable. It's course is heading directly for the centre of the earth. We could be looking at mankind's first contact with an alien life form".
Loon then says "Sorry honey, I've got to go", and before finishing is cerial, runs to get his coat out the door yelling "I love you, honey, I'll be back later".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nononononon, as he's running out the door, he says "I love you, honey, I'll be at the resturant for our anerversary later on tonight".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Oh god Gonz, you're making me well up here.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

They'll be a scene where he's forgotten to book the table, and so he gets his brillient/sexy-but-slightly-geeky assistant from the lab to make the booking.
They'll be full, and he goes to the assistant "Damn it, that is the women I love, and I'll be damned if we can't get a booking", so he phones up himself and says "Damn it, I'm a space scientist and I'm only human, well, 74.8% human anyway, and I'll damned if I can't show the women I love a good time.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I bet he's hanging off somthing by one hand and hollding the phone in the other.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YES !
He's now suddenly changed from being played by Will Smith to Jacky Chan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I could happily never watch TV again
and just get by on your descriptions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I would love to come up with idead for TV shows.
I came up with an idea of a blowjob competition once, where 10 women compete every week in giving me the best blowjob... one of them leaving each week. They'll be training montarges before each go, and even talking-head interviews. As the final twist, on the final week, I'll declare that they've all lost and that I'm the winner. I'll wear a crown and everything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)