Morning Queens and Hos
Haw are yaawlz?

Not sure where I am going with this really.

Alt: has anyone had sex today? Are you on a promise? Are you wearing lucky pants just in case?

Alt alt: do you think you will get to eat some crisps today?

Alt alt alt: YaaY
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:08, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sympathy reply
/hopes for sympathy sex
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)

sympathy sex
best of all the cripplingly awkward sex.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:34, Reply)

better than awkwardly crippling sex

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

or is it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

no sex
but maybe some crisps... If not crisps then perhaps some chips.
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Do you think these may be linked?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Christ, it's quieter than a Frank family reunion in here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Morning Catomiagi
Tired and incredibly warm, this office is horrific this morning.

Alt: Yes, last weekend.

Alt Alt: May well do, the machine has just been restocked.

Alt Alt Alt: Woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:34, Reply)

I'm confused as to how last weekend is today.
Or have you been wearing your lucky pants since last weekend? if so, they're going to have to be seriously lucky.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)

...I didn't see the word 'today', oops

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Still, sex in the same calendar year probably puts you in the top 10 percent here.
Although, you've mentioned it online, so now it didn't happen. I hope it wasn't good or anything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Wasn't amazing, the lead up was good fun, but we were both far too cautious for it to be great.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)

well, you have to be careful. Some of them have teeth

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Ah well, until she can talk, I'm not too fussed
Those milk teeth are bloody sharp though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Alright, which one of you upset The Resident Loon?
He was on Facebook last night complaining that we were all /talk retards.

Why would you all want to go and upset the second sexiest b3tan?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Morning Al

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Morning AA, how are you today? Apart from warm.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Not too bad thanks, although my stomach is seriously disagreeing with me this morning
Which isn't great, but ah well.

Yourself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Excited
I'm flying to Australia tonight.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Awesome, how long you there for?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I hope your arms dont get tired

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)

sweet.
Where are you going when you're there?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:54, Reply)

/OT has just become the same as /talk was about 2 years ago.
Resident Loon posted some stuff about a woman he knew dying and got a fair amount of comedy/abuse.

Which is what /OT and /QOTW used to moan about /talk doing.

Also, morning Al.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Morning, but that's bollocks about this place being like /talk was 2 years ago
It was over 2 years back when Hairpot tried to go to KFC and the abuse there was hilarious.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I think the difference is that was funny
Half the time now it's just badly spelled insults being thrown.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Fucken pirck

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

i have never spelled prick wrong :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAAGH HOLY FUCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

it's still going the same way.
If you factor in the "comedy" one-trick posters and chompy's slow, inevitable mental breakdown as a bastard hybrid of Baldmonkey and MONO, you've pretty much got it covered. Next step is a large number of people leaving, and that seems to have started already.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)

although I agree that the objections to abuse was more /QOTW than /OT
but you still had people here who would object if it wasn't funny or went too far.

I'm not really complaning, these places evolve. Just how it is. It's just interesting they go through the same sort of phases.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I don't mean to sound like an old man
but it has got considerably shitter recently. You used to be able to have an actual debate about stuff but that never happens any more.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I find that it's very easy to work out who made this place shitter.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I don't think it's particularly one person.
it's more the acceptance of things like that as being somehow amusing that leads to a change in the whole attitude.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)

SHURRUP YA PONCE
I bet you want it to go back to Dear Deirdre and pandering dontcha, hmmm, dontcha?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I'd rather go back to halfway between the two
Pandering wasn't the end of the world, but it was still better than badly spelled insults and bollocks about who likes what Belgian musician, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

*does thing*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Is that what you're calling him now?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

i ebt you wouldn't be this winey if you had a mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Fuck, no
I don't "want" it to do anything. It's not my board. It'll do what the majority want.

I like to actually be able to hold conversations, though, so the direction it's going isn't for me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

The thing is, I hold you and Stunned partly to blame for the fact that you react so much to Quinten.
I don't find him constantly saying "fucken prick" that amusing, but he's quite funny at times, but you two get so het up about the things he says, I'm not suggesting you're actually UPSET OFFLINE, but you could just not reply.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

where's the fun in that?
this isn't really about him though, he's just BGN. It's a change in attitude of the board, and like I said, it's just what happens.

although I do object to the idea that I get het up about it. I just politely reply, like my mum brung me up to do, and that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Everybody frothing and hissing about it is what's so brilliant.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I agree.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

the only problem is a lot of people don't
and they'll leave, and you're left with a board half-full of those who thought it was funny, and half full of sockpuppet accounts "for the LOLs" who'll disappear as soon as there's no-one left to get a rise out of.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

oh man, i had no idea i upset you this much prickname
soz prickname, i won't do it anymo, i promise
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

roffle.
Didn't you read all the posts, Quints? Doesn't particularly bother me, it's just a conversation about board evolution. No offence, forum banter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

defoo not bothered thats for sure
i'm glad your not upset, i'd be very disapointed if you were
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Soz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

You can buy me an ice cold polish lager next time you see me.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Shurrup ya ponce

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

You're not helping either.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Good.
I don't want to help.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

i'm here to enjoy myself, i don't like all these people ruining it for me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

When people start posting lolwaki, 'LOL COCKS' or blatent attention seeking with no notable content... at a point where there is more that than conversation.... is when I fuck right off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Heeeeeyyyyyyy :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

quite aside from his inate dickishness
Loon got shit for appearing out of nowhere and expecting sympathy like any of us knew or cared who he was. Maybe once this would have been true, but not today.

While all of what you say about What is Wrong With /ot is true. I would add that another major problem is people winging about it being shit, rather than starting new threads or contributing in a positive manner to existing ones. For all his faults Quinten actually does this more than most, which is why I love him
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

He started his post with
"those who've been reading me for a while"

I bet he hits a fucking glass with a spoon before he speaks in a pub.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

True.
One does get a feeling of massive self-importance. I dunno, maybe if I had read more of his stuff... I did read the top story on his profile, it smaked of bullshit to me and smug bullshit at that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Loon came on depressing us all about some stripper being dead, except he was with her the day after she officially 'died'.
Stripperfuckingconspiracylolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

it mostly got what it deserved
except a shitload of the posts just weren't funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Well as long as it got what it deserved I'm happy,

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:54, Reply)

All I'm saying is it's the thin end of a wedge.
and the wedge is made of shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Good, so's this place when everyone gets all mong on us
Peer support on the internet, my crack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

There is a difference between establishing that you cannot help the situation
and then just mocking it, and just posting UR A CUNT HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZZZZZ
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I think people do get treated by their past behaviour too though
and Loon has proved himself quite the dick in the past. If someone else had come on and posted a similar story, they would have got a different reaction, at least from some people.

I mean, I hope a stripper you knew never dies mysteriously Al, but if one does I'd be a little more sympathetic.

At least in as much as my mocking would be a little more warm hearted.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

If a stripper Al knew died
he'd be too busy fleeing the country before the police found him to care.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Wait...he is off to Australia tonight isn't he?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

You don't have to look in my loft
there isn't anything up there.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

If you post shit like he posted, you ARE a cunt and you need a slap.
Stop shitting up the interent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

his thread went something like this;
i used to go out witha stripper and i just found out that she died on the 9th of october but i saw her for breakfasr on the 10th so how is that possible? (imagine this sentence is stretched over 4 paragraphs)

replies: Fuck off shitcunt, this isn't your personal problem page
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'm not talking about that. This place is made by cunts, for cunts.
tangles is spot on, below. But there's a difference between taking the piss and just posting meaningless abuse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)

That's what I said.
You're such a spastic.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

god, I know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

shut up prick hockey shirt name boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I didn't see loon's
But I find this to be one of the useful things about this place. If you have something heavy going on I find it cathartic to have everyone on here take the piss and call you a silly cunt. It provides some balance and light relief.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Innit bruv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I don't come here for a group hug.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I'm not surprised
some of these fat cunts, you'd get crushed to death.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Oh god, I wasn't there, but was it like
Those TV series where it starts off with a paramedic standing over the body of a young girl. The paramedic says "It's no good, we're too late, if only we got there in time", and then does up a zip that goes over the camera.
Then the words on the screen say "24 hours earlier" and it cuts to a scene of Loon sitting at the breakfast table having a bowl of cerial, with two kids laughing and running around in the background, the dead women from the previous scene coming into the room saying "I love you honey" giving him a peck on the mouth. He then switches on the TV (it has to be one of those tiny kitchen TVs even though the whole thign is open-plan and he can see the livingroom telly clearly from the 'kitchen island').
Then on the telly, is a news report, we hear the words "It is not a space astroid, it's tragectory is veriable. It's course is heading directly for the centre of the earth. We could be looking at mankind's first contact with an alien life form".
Loon then says "Sorry honey, I've got to go", and before finishing is cerial, runs to get his coat out the door yelling "I love you, honey, I'll be back later".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Nononononon, as he's running out the door, he says "I love you, honey, I'll be at the resturant for our anerversary later on tonight".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Oh god Gonz, you're making me well up here.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

They'll be a scene where he's forgotten to book the table, and so he gets his brillient/sexy-but-slightly-geeky assistant from the lab to make the booking.
They'll be full, and he goes to the assistant "Damn it, that is the women I love, and I'll be damned if we can't get a booking", so he phones up himself and says "Damn it, I'm a space scientist and I'm only human, well, 74.8% human anyway, and I'll damned if I can't show the women I love a good time.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I bet he's hanging off somthing by one hand and hollding the phone in the other.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YES !
He's now suddenly changed from being played by Will Smith to Jacky Chan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I could happily never watch TV again
and just get by on your descriptions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I would love to come up with idead for TV shows.
I came up with an idea of a blowjob competition once, where 10 women compete every week in giving me the best blowjob... one of them leaving each week. They'll be training montarges before each go, and even talking-head interviews. As the final twist, on the final week, I'll declare that they've all lost and that I'm the winner. I'll wear a crown and everything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

he killed BGB and i'll never forgive him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Who will give out internet hugz now Quint?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

i dunno man, this whole place is making me upset now
and your not in the best mood today, wanna talk about it? we can hug it out of you like, hav a man bash
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

i've not been in the best mood for weeks.
Basically, If I still have a job in a weeks time I'll cheer up a lot. Frankly if I don't i'll cheer up a bit. Not knowing is doing my nut in but no point going on about it, it's dull as a spectator sport.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

oh man, are you the one who had the possible redundancy threat?
what do you do if you don't mind me asking? i need a part time telesales girl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Nah', not me mate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

DAMN IT QUIX, YOUR NAME/ICON COMBINATION IS TO CLOSE TO MINE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

how is my name like yours Gonz

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

it begins with a G
i did the same witht that guy who was an S person
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

But, your current usedname does't start with. a G.
Sorry Gonz but you cannt have exclusive use of the letter G
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Damn, =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

also i'm not gonz
WHATS GOIN GON HERE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I reckon if I delete your profile from my history, you'll be a blue-namer again, so I won't get confused.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

hi cheesecake, i don't think you were the redundant one
but i sure think you'd make a fine telesales girl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

You know I bought all that shit from..
... www.approvedfoods.co.uk , well, the popcorn is 9 months out of date =S I went to have some last night and it was one big ball of mushy mess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

ewwwwww

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

software testing
And some tech/IT support. And some other stuff, that's one annoying thing. I'll be unlikely to find another job this varied again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

We *might* be getting a dedicated IT fella in, so the server/programer people don't have to spend time pissing about installing software and fixing people's computers.
If that's happening, do you want me to pass on your CV?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah, definitely.
Not sure if I have the qualifications but up for it. I should maybe rewrite my CV to emphasise the support side.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Cool, we really don't give a shit about qualifications, they'll probably ask you to build a PC while installing some software though.
Can you work with Macs ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I miss BGB, I miss something bad.
I feel like I've woken up in a bathtub filled with ice, with a huge scar down the side of my belly and a headache.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

She will return
One day she will return.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

She'd better, or they'll be haydes to pay.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Tired, that's how.
Alt: I am married with children. The last promise I was on was an attempt to induce birth.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I feel hungover this morning
Not entirely sure why. I now have coffee and a flapjack. These flaps are the only ones I'll get near today

Alt:
I hope for lunchtime crisps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Alt: I can confirm I had some partnerless sex this morning.
Alt alt: No. I have the afternoon off and am going for a monumental lunch in Borough Market.

Alt alt alt: Woot.

Why is public transport so busy when all the shits are on half hols?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

i wish you didn't have me on ignore so that you'd be able to see me when i say
that nobody wants to hear about you wanking
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I don't have you on ignore.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

oh cool, now we can be budz yea?
(as long as you don't threaten to hit me in the face with bullets again anyway)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

stunned is awesome
you should feel the love for the stunned.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

stunned has got very angry with me for no reason and threatened to walk my face into a door full of bullets
i don't think i could ever like stunned
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Don't give up on us, baby.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

if you apologise for the bullets thing i promise I will part your bottom cheeks and insert my tongue into your oesophagus

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I can't do that.
But I'll leave all the bullets at home.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

well its a start, we'll have our own sinn fein peace talks
til someone comes along calling themselves the real stunned and blows up my bus
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

"blows up my bus"
euphemism of the day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i like this
but only cos in my mind 'rachelswipe' is synonimus with 'bus'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

your mind is a funny place, boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

oh why do i always have to sit next to the mental?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

because it's you
and you

all three of you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

He does.
And if they are not stunned, they are drunk, drugged or otherwise disadvantaged.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

congratulations

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

James Corden is on dessert Island discs
he pretty much admitted being a smug unfunny prick.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Apparently his luxury item is 'all the pies'
(sorry).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Dessert island would be very appropriate for that fat cunt
He should stick to voiceovers on kids TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

morning Cato
I'm tired and depressed and dull. I'll try not to post too much.

Alt: nope

AltAlt: I could but I don't like chrisps. I shall have cashew nuts instead.

AltAltAlt: yup.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

The chances of eating crisps today are pretty high.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

what kind?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

salt and vinegar

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

what kind?
(as in Mccoys, walkers etc?)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I've got some of those posh tyrells crisps in the cupboard.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

oh man i like those i think?
are they kettle crisps or something? i have had them but i can't remember every food i ever ate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

yeah, they're like kettle chips.
look at me, all lah-de-fucking-dah.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I'm eating them now.
thrilling stuff eh?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

are you a nibbler or a shove the hole thing in your mouth kind of guy?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I'm more a handful kind of guy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

nyomnyomnyomnyomnyomnyom

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

fOOoOoooOOOOOOooood

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Kettle Crisps rock

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

McCoys.
Although I shouldn't because I always feel shit after eating a packet.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah, but McCoys Mexican Chilli are awesome,
All the other flavours suck donkey balls, mind.

I'm really not yet an LOLFatty, I promise.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

i wasn't asking you but it is nice to keep the conversation flowing
i like mccoys, they're man crisps, i don't know why you would feel shit after a packet of crisps tho, is it cos they are unhelathy?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I don't know if it's the salt
or the fat they're fried in, I just tend to feel a bit sick after a packet. And really thirsty.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

you should start a new thread about it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Don't be such a fucking twat Quinten.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

OMG I WAS TRYING TO HELP
I'M LEAVING FOREVER I HAATE YOU :'''''''''''''''''''''''''"(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

one day my child
i shall tell you the story of the quentin who cried wolf.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

that sounds like a story about a public school boy who gets raped

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

or in your case
the Dyslexic boy who cried "fowl." Nobody listened and the wolf ate him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

this sounds like a threat, i hope we're not having threats on Happy Friday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

christ almighty, stop flirting with him

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

firstly it's sickipedia, i thought someone would recognise it...
.... secondly, calling someone "my child" would be a VERY grim way to flirt with them, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Christ, now she's started on me!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

wahey! we're all gonna get our willies wet!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I'll get the goggles and trunks ready.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

no titgaz, no flirt
bob marley's lesser known etc etc etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I would love to one day do some Diana/Kate/Wiliam rollplay.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

i can see what al means
it feels like a lot of fat and salt to eat at once.

the salt and vinegar ones are fucking fit though. they are good pub-sharing crisps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

wow theres a lot of mutual understanding going on today, i like this newer more peaceful board

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

food is the great unifying force during these times of thread deletion, facebook defriending, and horrible insults concerning parentage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

you know everything, who screen-grabbed the loon thing?
i missed that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I always miss drama here, i do hope his post lives on.
The daft twat still had last years calendar up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

if you search the words stripper or dead or died you can see some of the tedious replies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

you create most of it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

alt: any sex i had this weekend would involve a major lifestyle choice
since i am at the gym tonight, bridesmaids dress shopping and partying on sat, and doing charity stuff with the elderly on sun. so no, definitely no sex.

alt alt: no, i have not had a single crisp since before new year. i will not be breaking that today.

alt alt alt: it's friday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I shall not be eating crisps today.
I do have a bag of Salt N Vinegar Snack A Jacks though. They are preventing me eating crisps on the basis that I won't buy any crisps until I have eaten the Snack A Jacks. And I won't be eating the Snack A Jacks because they are not a fucking foodstuff.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

caramel snack-a-jacks are lush

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I prefer original polystyrene.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah' man, I'm with you on that, they're like butterkist.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

only the mini ones though
not the big cake-sized ones. there's not enough caramel on them.

which kind of begs the question, why not just eat the fucking butterkist in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Trust me on this, it's gonna sound a bit out there, but you'll thank me.... Try adding butterkist to your cocopops.
This is the reason: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1534320
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

that is like avoidance therapy
popcorn has never seemed less appealing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Think about what a cerial is, and what butterkist popcorn is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Is it maize?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Cerial: Normally a grain that has had a process and been coated in sugar.
Popcorn: A grain that has been proccessed and covered in a suager.

With butterkist, it holds it's shape on account of the toffee not letting the popcorn get soggy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

no no no
you're putting rank things in my head!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

#1 sportscow
#2 Gonz
#3 Quinten

That kind of thing?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

oh what third?
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I was hardly going to put you ahead of me now, was I?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

well yeah, you should have
i'm such a catch anglers be hasslin me on a daily basis
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

You such a catch, like crabs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I never thought of you as a complete and utter prude before.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

caramel flavour roof tiles
I like them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I am hungover. I was in Farringdon last night.
Where's Gonz, I have a waterproof trousers-esque building question for him.

Alt: Not today, no. Maybe. Ask me tomorrow. I am wearing clean pants, but I am not superstitious about their powers.

Alt alt: Ohhhh yeaaaah
( Kroney, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Aye up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Gonzgonzgonz
opposite the Barclays bank there's this huge Victorian steel framed building that looks like it ought to be a train station, but isn't. What is it, a market?
( Kroney, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I donno, for some reason I wanna say it's the old machalline factory, but the victorians built a lot of steal buildings over the world in their time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Yes but this one's in Farringdon and it's opposite the Barclays
and you loooove Farringdon, so you must know what it is and if you don't you're a bummer.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ok, that makes sense why you came to me now. I didn't realise you meant in farringdon.
It's Smithfield's Market, I walk through it every day. It's london's main meat market for wholesalers. I was there last night with Clendrix getting a bite to eat too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Where did you go?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

A bar called The Fence and then some slightly grotty pub

( Kroney, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I am OK. Today is all about waiting for the washing machine man
and marking assignments.

alt: no, nothing on the hoizon. Not had any for well over a year, not sure how this happened, I know I'm no hot babe, but I though males were all about wanting the ladies. I should leave the house or something.

alt alt. No. I had prawn cocktail ones on Tuesday

alt alt alt: I don't like that extra 'a'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Why don't you jump the washing machine man?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I'll see how it goes
I'll have to think of suggestive things I can say with regards to installing washing machines.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

You look like you know how to handle the waste pipe.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)