I shall not be eating crisps today.
I do have a bag of Salt N Vinegar Snack A Jacks though. They are preventing me eating crisps on the basis that I won't buy any crisps until I have eaten the Snack A Jacks. And I won't be eating the Snack A Jacks because they are not a fucking foodstuff.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

caramel snack-a-jacks are lush

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I prefer original polystyrene.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah' man, I'm with you on that, they're like butterkist.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

only the mini ones though
not the big cake-sized ones. there's not enough caramel on them.

which kind of begs the question, why not just eat the fucking butterkist in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Trust me on this, it's gonna sound a bit out there, but you'll thank me.... Try adding butterkist to your cocopops.
This is the reason: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1534320
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

that is like avoidance therapy
popcorn has never seemed less appealing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Think about what a cerial is, and what butterkist popcorn is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Is it maize?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Cerial: Normally a grain that has had a process and been coated in sugar.
Popcorn: A grain that has been proccessed and covered in a suager.

With butterkist, it holds it's shape on account of the toffee not letting the popcorn get soggy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

no no no
you're putting rank things in my head!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

#1 sportscow
#2 Gonz
#3 Quinten

That kind of thing?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

oh what third?
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I was hardly going to put you ahead of me now, was I?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

well yeah, you should have
i'm such a catch anglers be hasslin me on a daily basis
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

You such a catch, like crabs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I never thought of you as a complete and utter prude before.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

caramel flavour roof tiles
I like them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)