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 O hai!
	O hai!Does it still count as threadstomping when it's been half an hour?
I'm working at the PC instead of the sewing machine for the first time in yonks so I thought I'd swing by and say hello!
What have I missed? It's nothing isn't it? I bet it's nothing.
PS. Monty, did you hear about AC/DC making wine? I thought of you, although it's only £9.99 a bottle so it's probably not exquisite enough for you.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01, 163 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
 It's ok other people have replied to me so you don't have to anymore
	It's ok other people have replied to me so you don't have to anymoreLOL JK what did you have for lunch?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
 I think she's just going to buy it from a cafe.
	I think she's just going to buy it from a cafe. I'll complain a lot if there's tomatoes in. SHE KNOWS BETTER
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)
 I kind of want a peanut butter and banana sammich now
	I kind of want a peanut butter and banana sammich nowI might cut mine into dinosaur shapes so that my sammich is better than yours.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)
 Hi Kitty.
	Hi Kitty.You would have no idea who I was even if I hadn't changed my username, but I know who you are, so that's wierd, anyway, it's good to see you, I hope you are having a nice day.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
 It's good thanks
	It's good thanksI'm going to attempt to crochet 300 spartans this year so I'll probably be in touch, maybe crying and covered in wool.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
 as in THIS IS SPARTA!?
	as in THIS IS SPARTA!?that's crazy.
Hmm, a crochet version of that terrocotta army would be interesting. It's weird what that that garden centre just went mad and had it's own army, though
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
 Yes!
	Yes!I want to annoy one of my friends by giving them to him for his birthday which is in June so I probably don't have enough time. I've got a book called Creepy Crochet which has patterns for little cthulus and stuff. CUTEZORS!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
 nice
	niceI had a World of GeekCraft book from my colleagues. Not made anything from it yet, but soon
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
 that sounds cute
	that sounds cuteI wanted to crochet one of those man eating plant things from Mario but it looks hella complicated
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
 eh! start with something easy and work your way up.  This is the easiest cthulu:
	eh! start with something easy and work your way up.  This is the easiest cthulu:cthulhucrochet.blogspot.com/2008/05/tiny-cthulhu-free-pattern.html
and you can always mess about with patterns until it looks like something else
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)
 No, I'm Notgonz
	No, I'm NotgonzI put it in my username because I was confusing Gonz. I've been Quixote, mostly and I probably will be again.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)
 oh you're the guy who shagged BGB?
	oh you're the guy who shagged BGB?I think I left just before you joined. HI!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
 Hi.
	Hi.I joined long ago, but didn't post for quite a while, just lurked. Thus I know far too much about people form 2 years ago.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
 WHAT
	WHATyou shagged her too? so who is really responsible for her suicide?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
 TRU FAX
	TRU FAXAlthough I made baileys and white chocolate fudge yesterday so I may not be not-fat for long. I will still be a pole dancer though, much to everyone's disgust.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
 i like to keep one chopper in the garage while i'm showing the otehr one around twon
	i like to keep one chopper in the garage while i'm showing the otehr one around twon(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
 Twon?
	Twon?There's some kind of Jonathon Ross/Tron joke in there I'm sure.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)
 only been here 5 minutes and i'm already being bullied by a supposed girl on the internet :'(
	only been here 5 minutes and i'm already being bullied by a supposed girl on the internet :'((, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
 She's a actual IRL girl on the intenet
	She's a actual IRL girl on the intenetyou can tell by the amount of shit she talks.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
 omg I haven't even told you about the shoe issue for my sister's wedding
	omg I haven't even told you about the shoe issue for my sister's weddingmake a coffee and we'll chat.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
 I've got a bit of a headache.
	I've got a bit of a headache.And I'm not sure I'm sober enough to drive to the caff for a breakfast.
What should I do?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)
 I'd love to send someone to get my breakfast
	I'd love to send someone to get my breakfastBut I've got the day off.
This isn't good.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
 I was in the same position on Sunday, a bit too over the limit to get the McHangover Cure
	I was in the same position on Sunday, a bit too over the limit to get the McHangover CureI reckon if you (the royal you, not you specifically) started a McDonalds pick up/delivery business you'd make a mint on Sunday mornings. Quick, to Dragon's Den!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
 I'm trying to think of a catchy name for the McDonaolds delivery business.
	I'm trying to think of a catchy name for the McDonaolds delivery business.(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
 I'm having a day off the sauce.
	I'm having a day off the sauce.I'm dining with Stunned tomorrow. :-(
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
 I have a rape alarm
	I have a rape alarmI keep it in my make up drawer, so fingers crossed if I ever get raped it'll be as I'm doing my hair.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
 Alright Kitty
	Alright KittyNot much has changed. Congratulations on managing to hold down a job for more than half an hour.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)
 I'm self employed
	I'm self employedI'm hardly going to fire me. Although I have a wicked sexual harrassment suit going on.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)
 it's hard not to touch your own bum when you're getting dressed
	it's hard not to touch your own bum when you're getting dressedthat's how frivolous the law suit is.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
 the christmas party
	the christmas party is also great when you're self employed. Me and my hamster had a whale of a time
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)
 It was the first office Christmas party
	It was the first office Christmas partywhere I didn't sleep with someone and hideously regret it.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
 aye it's starting to take off a bit more now
	aye it's starting to take off a bit more nowplus I've got more teaching hours at dance so I can afford food and stuff again
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
 Sweet
	SweetDo you have a link for your corsets? Shall send it round to my friends, a number of them are rather fond of them.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
 ahh ok.  I should have probably asked that before assuming that his erstwhile habits had taken him.
	ahh ok.  I should have probably asked that before assuming that his erstwhile habits had taken him.(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)
 
	 www.kittyohara.co.uk You can also find my latest stuff on facebook, it's on my profile, I haven't got round to adding the latest ones to the shop. New photoshoot soon though with sexy ladies, yay!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
 no i think happy girls are nicer cos it makes them prettier and i'd want to buy a happy corset not a sad or moody one
	no i think happy girls are nicer cos it makes them prettier and i'd want to buy a happy corset not a sad or moody one(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
 Depends, I think those two models in particular looked better being all moody and stuff
	Depends, I think those two models in particular looked better being all moody and stuffWith aforementioned ^_^ eyes, but I have other models for my new shoot who look sexy as hell when smiling. I'll make sure to email you every day with updates and photos of my models for your approval.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
 thanks but i get enough spam as it is and i don't want my girlfriend getting suspicious
	thanks but i get enough spam as it is and i don't want my girlfriend getting suspiciousi'll check your website every day and just hope it gets better
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)
 also, the little one, when she smiles she gets those cute japanese cat eyes
	also, the little one, when she smiles she gets those cute japanese cat eyeslike ^_^
It's funny but not sexy.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
 could you not have got a model with boobs for the banner in the red one?
	could you not have got a model with boobs for the banner in the red one?(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
 Girls without boobs are girls too
	Girls without boobs are girls tooAlso she does have boobs she's just lying down! And that's a bustier, not a fully fitted corset so it doesn't give you shelf boobs like a steel boned one would. I don't have to answer to you.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)
 i know that you don't, i'm glad we're on the same page
	i know that you don't, i'm glad we're on the same pagei just think your business would do better with more femeinine smiling models
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
 I had to go to the material shop and ask for boning once
	I had to go to the material shop and ask for boning onceIt was VERY hard to keep a straight face
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
 Well when you next go shopping for curtains
	Well when you next go shopping for curtainsTry asking if they've got any in 'beef'.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
 "dear facebook friends
	"dear facebook friendsI think your breasts will all look better in these. Especially you [some names]"
subtle, AA, subtle
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
 They're the ones who permanantly share picture of corsets they want, and wear them at ever possible opportunity
	They're the ones who permanantly share picture of corsets they want, and wear them at ever possible opportunitySo it made sense to advertise it to them
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
 I have but it's not something I can pursue just yet
	I have but it's not something I can pursue just yettoo much leather and cogs, I'd need to practice a bit first. And leather requires specific parts for my sewing machine so I'll need to research it a bit more first. I've had a couple of requests for tweed corsets though so I'm hoping to provide something semi-steampunk soon.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
 Sorry Gonz still a ball and chain to long suffering wiggy
	Sorry Gonz still a ball and chain to long suffering wiggySome guy on Saturday night hit on me with this line: "are you sure you're happy with your boyfriend? Because I have a PhD in computer science".
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
 Damn, never mind.
	Damn, never mind. That's some pretty smooth moves right there, I should work on trying out a random insecurity and then picking at it like a scab.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
 Hello Kitty.
	Hello Kitty.I am eating reformed, salted, potato snacks. Fat on the internet.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
 No, I'm skint, knackered and coming down with something.
	No, I'm skint, knackered and coming down with something.Next time, Jeff. Next time. Balls out drinking fury.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
 I am going to hit Bristol like a greased up motherfucker from the planet Big Bollocks.
	I am going to hit Bristol like a greased up motherfucker from the planet Big Bollocks.(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
 
	 Hello Kitty,nice to have you back.
Right I must finish my assignment so don't miss me too much mmmmkay.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
 Bobby?
	Bobby?HIYA! How's teaching and drink driving and wearing flipflops to work?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
 teaching is ace, did 3 months in Chicago in a private school.
	teaching is ace, did 3 months in Chicago in a private school.Thanks to a great support network, no DD for a while, I have a badge.
Too cold for flip flops, trainer of choice is solid red nike air jordans.
How's corsetry and caking going?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)
 Caking can fuck off
	Caking can fuck offbut Corsetry is going well. I'm fed up of caking, it takes up too much of my time with not a huge profit margin and now that my corset stuff is getting busier I don't have time for both so I choose you corsets!
Just need to break that to my cake business partner tonight...
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)
 Make a break up cup cake.
	Make a break up cup cake. Right I really must do this fucking work, so best of luck and nice to see you back.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
 haha "sorry I'm leaving you and closing the business" won't fit on a cupcake
	haha "sorry I'm leaving you and closing the business" won't fit on a cupcake(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)
 if you make someone a corrset, you can then give them a liad of cake so they have to go up a side, then sale them another one and do it agqin...
	if you make someone a corrset, you can then give them a liad of cake so they have to go up a side, then sale them another one and do it agqin...... Until they have to use a whole cow.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)
 with business acumen like that, how are you not a millionaire gonz?
	with business acumen like that, how are you not a millionaire gonz?(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
 Welcome back stranger.
	Welcome back stranger.You have improved the internet by eleventy percent.
Monty is so skint he can only dream of a £10.00 bottle of wine he bought for himself.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)
 I wonder if ac/dc wine needs to be left to stand
	I wonder if ac/dc wine needs to be left to standOr if you'd be better off having shook it (all night long)?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
 Celebrity wine is over priced urine.
	Celebrity wine is over priced urine.But In the case of AC/DC I guess its made from old diodes.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
 You'd be able to keep yourself amused
	You'd be able to keep yourself amusedif you hadn't blow(n) up your video...
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
 I am not Monty, but no, I did not hear about it. Please tell me more.
	I am not Monty, but no, I did not hear about it. Please tell me more.(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
 That's pretty much it,
	That's pretty much it,AC/DC bought a vineyard and they've made some wine. www.acdcfans.net/news/acdc-wine-released-have-a-drink-on-me/
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
 Must admit I'm a little sceptical of Aussie wine
	Must admit I'm a little sceptical of Aussie wineBut I do applaud the person who almost got to the "Whole Lotta Rosé" pun in the comments.
It would be worth a try for the novelty value if nowt else.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)
 if you like this kind of thing:
	if you like this kind of thing:www.motorheadwine.com/thewine.html
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
 I sense a band/alcohol pun thread coming.
	I sense a band/alcohol pun thread coming.Black Stone Cherry Sourz!!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
 See also: advocaat
	See also: advocaatErm...the Malibu-52's?
(Works better said out loud)
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
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