catherine zeta jones
with green contact lenses. or if we can have dead actresses, vivien leigh.

they tried this a while ago, but catherine just couldn't handle the pressure of having to look as beautiful as the real swipe, so...

i mean, look what happened to vivien leigh when she tried it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

well
better than woundwurt i guess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Already posted that today

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

this surprises me
not even a little bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I'm cooking rabbit tonight, it seemed only apt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

BELLA EMBERG?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

do i want to google this?
it's a fat porn star, isn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Used to be Russ Abbot's sidekick.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

THIS IS NOT HELPING
sorry, capslock stuck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I was merely pointing out who she is!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)

and a member of hilarious chubby dance troop
the roly polys (ies)

if I recall... it could have been another lolfatty instead
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)

You're thinking of "little" Mo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

i agree with everything your saying here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)