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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Silly Quinten, you need to ask a question.If they were making a film of you life, who would you like to play you?
Alt: realistically who should play you?
I'd love to be played by Ed Norton, no idea who it should be though.
AltAlt: Nominate other offtopicers/actors So far we have Monty played by Gary Oldman, Stunned played by Rodney Danderfield, Kroney by Hugh Dennis and Berk by Zooey Daschiel, any more?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Like I can spell, or careyou knows I'm right, Rodney
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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Ah, yes, thank you.Most kind. Can I be Viv Stanshall some days too?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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Sure*sets fire to CQ's flat*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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*token acknowledgement of getting musical joke*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Arthur Smith should play Stunned.More realistic, particularly age and amount of hair.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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you could have a point thereI'm just trying to thing who should be you... Ah, I see Monty's nailed it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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Battered by Herve Villechaise(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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Is this the lookalike thread under a different heading?Alt: According to you, Catweazle :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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it's a desparate attempt to bring some life to the placeand yes, I think I was spot on.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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I also used to get compared with a c.1970s Nicholas Lyndhurst(in my younger, pre-bearded days)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Bartleby should be played by Terry Jones in his Mr Creosote persona. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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I would like Eric Bana to play me, but realistically it would probably be vince vaughan but hopefully with a more acting abilityfor you? judy garland.
stunned by vinnie jones
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i don't know who that is but on google he looks like a heroin gollum(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)
noyou look like that guy who plays pete becker in "friends".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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he was short and fat, i am tall and big, you are sillyi have not mocked your appearance at all today, i am being nice so please stop goading me ok thasnk
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She's basically punching you in the arm and running away giggling dude.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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Be careful, you might be the next Chompy(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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hey now. i think even quentinlacks many of the - er - qualities that make pc such a treat of a human being.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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I know it would mean settling for less than your ideal, but I do think it's time to move on.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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and i know you having no idea what you're talking about never normally stops you, but you know.try.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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he's not short and fathe's heavily muscled though. will be fat in later life.
see - like you, pastaboy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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not when he was in "friends", he was really muscledhowever, that was about 10 years ago.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Labs would be played by Brendan Fraser.Wookiee by Ade Edmondson.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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I have better teeth.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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Granted, this is not saying much...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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For me, I'd rather like Stuart Townsend to play meAlt: More realistically, it'd be Edward Furlong.
Alt Alt: Frank Zappa for you. (I don't know if he's an actor, ah well)
Julie Walters to play (an older) Tourettes
Miriam Margoyles to play (a MUCH older) Lampito
Emma Watson to play Poppet
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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LOOK HES EXPLAINED THIS HE WAS THINKING ABOUT WRITING A BOOK ABOUT AA!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Working title: 'The Kids Are (a bit of) Alright'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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Chompy to be played by BBC Political Editor Nick Robinson(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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This sounds like an aftershave.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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Keep'em coming. Each one suggestion gets you one punch in the face. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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catherine zeta joneswith green contact lenses. or if we can have dead actresses, vivien leigh.
they tried this a while ago, but catherine just couldn't handle the pressure of having to look as beautiful as the real swipe, so...
i mean, look what happened to vivien leigh when she tried it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I'm cooking rabbit tonight, it seemed only apt(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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do i want to google this?it's a fat porn star, isn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Used to be Russ Abbot's sidekick.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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I was merely pointing out who she is!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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and a member of hilarious chubby dance troopthe roly polys (ies)
if I recall... it could have been another lolfatty instead
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You're thinking of "little" Mo.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04,
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Monty to be played by Julian Clary. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Well the voice would be spot on....(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Alexander Armstrongor at a push, Hugh Dennis.
Haven't we done this already?
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O/T's turned into Dave.You get the same thread every couple of weeks, that way if you missed it the first time around you get to participate.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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Very likelybut the abuse of Battered is making my laugh, so fuck it, you can always do better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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Shame you weren't given the choice then isn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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well you didn'tthat was exactly my point.
gosh, do keep up, old bean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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Look up Blair Williamson, I think you might even prefer it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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i'm sorry but fuck offevery single one of your suggestions has been a crappy pander to some bird on here, and there ain't no-one here whose half as good looking as any of your suggestions
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You're not sorry.And in what world is calling someone Miriam Margoyles pandering?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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tbh i'd never heard of her before you mentioned it and don't know where i was goin with thisbut you were being a panderer
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Miriam Margoyles is the woman that voiced the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Not at allSimply informing you who she is
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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Marie ColvinPlayed by Gabrielle.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Unfortunately not. Dreams have yet to come true in that regard. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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I would like Zooey, but I would really have to have Julie Waltersor Bev from Brookie.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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I'd happily have Julie Walters a few years ago(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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oh fuck, are you really as sexy as Bev 'Chez Bev' Dixon?she was the mum from married with children of newcastle
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Was she???And the house was Casa BevRon!
That's some manly chin she had, Quints...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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course she was, married with children mum was the ultimate woman, i ddin't like her in 8 simple rulesof course it was BevRon, what an idiot i am.
Don't knock Bev, Bev was beautiful
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Oh Peggy Bundy is lovely in everything.Even as Leela.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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I don't but I didwel I sometimes do, because it's repeated on some channel sometimes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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me too which channel are you talking about? is it a liverpool channel?(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I dunno what channel.Not LiverpoolOne though. Ah i used to like that channel.
My uncle Gerard was on there doing his one-armed press-ups.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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well i'm not going to through all the channels all day just to find futurama, it was past its best in 2002(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)
ere i'm not the Futurama marketing Department!I don't bloody care do I?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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i'll youtube it later, i can hear the voice in my head so i know what you mean(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Peggy fucking Bundy, 8 Simple Rules mum AND Leela(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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oh right, can't we jsut call her married with children mum for short?(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Hmmwww.its-behind-you.com/images/sarahwhite.jpg
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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fuck i literally just came in my pantsits been so long, bev, bev don't leave me bev, come back bev, i love you
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is jsut a sign of a strong and forceful mouth techniquesame goes for peggy bundy
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see?www.blogcdn.com/www.shelterpop.com/media/2010/09/katey-sagel-peg-bundy-590kb.jpg
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I think she is now officially the oldest person I 'would'I'll fight you for her.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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i think she could take us both and still have room for an army of spartans(not talking about swipe here)
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As long as I get to go first, I'm happy(good job)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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Oh. dear. god. no.I'm sure the feeling is mutual. She's all yours Quint
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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ernot yours to give away. this isn't a shitty hippy commune, you know.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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beardy weirdys not my typemen with no necks, not my type
you boys can just give it to each other, eh? everyone wins.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Wasn't meaning to imply you wereMerely signifying that I would not choose to stand in the way of young Quint, should that be an option for me, which I'm aware it isn't, if I wanted it to be, which I don't.
all clear?
*edited for (lack of) sense*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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I've seen worse.Jennifer Aniston, for starters.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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With a chin like that she must give bruised bollocks when providing a blowjob. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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I went on a stag in Nottingham and this woman said I lookedlike an ugly Stephen Fry. My mate now calls me USF.
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Ugly Stephen Fry With Out The Intelligence Or Wit(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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I think they may be the same person.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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I do not look like Hugh Dennis.It's just that a lot of people who aren't me think I do because they're wrong and blind and stupid and I'm just going over here to have a little cry, no don't worry, don't get up I'll be fine in a few minutes I just have to get it out of my system I'm having a tough time at the moment what with nobody telling me I look like somebody handsome and stuff but I'll get over it.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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BrianHequator looks like Raoul Moat and sounds like Hugh Dennis.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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There was an actor with my actual namethat was in Peak Practice between 94 and 98. He can play me in a film of my life. Method acting.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Battered after four weeks on the Costa del Sol by Gary Coleman(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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I prefer the term "person of restricted growth"(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1538880
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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Battered by Quentin Crisp?Christ, that would have been very embarrassing for you.
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Is he wearing Hawaiian shirts now?i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/670xX/photos/noltemug.jpg
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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That was exactly the picture i was thinking of(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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Obviously. But only after I found out he had anal herpes.
I could eat a peach for hours.
/film.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKVrNK2VKM
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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Monty and BatteredBy Quinten Oftiweak. It'll be like a Peter Sellers film.
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it's be like Withnail & IBattered would be I, obviously.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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A young de nero but realistically an old simon wetson.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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I never knew you were an irritating, fat, balding Scottish cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Speak to people who've met meSome of them will say I am. Except when I'm Borked!
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I can see that, funnily enough.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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I Have been told thatSo very often. But I'm still waiting on my Golden Joystick!
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SockpuppetsCould be played by any old muppet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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Battered by Jimmy Krankie.Now *there's* a headline you rarely see.
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see aboveJanette Tough is Wee Jimmy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:06,
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Neither of us emerges from this exchange looking very good.You in particular ... !
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