vodafone = cunts
that is all
( zulu eh?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, 33 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Always been good to me, what have they done?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

its a proper WOE IS ME tale
but lets just say I am taking them off my Christmas card list and will be writing a letter to complain/whine/moan etc...

Fuck them, hard
( zulu eh?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

True, NEXT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I'd love to be a cunt to you, you fucking boo hoo slag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

with a name like Rory
you must be a hit with the ladies?
( zulu eh?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Hi, my name is naked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Why don't ya tell us your boo hoo story instead of dragging it out FOR THE ATTENTION YOU NEEDY PRICK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

vodafone + virgin = tight cunts

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)

there is a virgin tight cunt joke in there somewhere

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's right there...
*belms*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

YES!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)

O you 2!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

3 mobile puns, wow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)

we've got it down to a T
(mobile)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)

You're are so good at this your should be a moviestar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)

That is poverty-stricken Nakers.
Say sorry to everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)

+ then delete your account, etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I don't make the rules, Tango.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Fine, shove your fucking mobile up your arse you QOTW autism anus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)

i liked you in that film

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)

lol

( zulu eh?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Some men just want to watch the world burn QO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Bah,humbug

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

i liked him in mr destiny

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Zulu by Michael Caine
Edit oops soz Quinters. Didn't read your reply first.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)

You're only supposed to chuck the bloody spears!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)

The fuzzies are only coming over the hill!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

YES GEEZER.
They've been arseholes to me for two years.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)

How are you feeling today? Get up to any mischief?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I'm feeling terrible, my asthma is playing havoc with my sleep.
And because of that I'm in a terrible mood. Was supposed to do loads in uni today, then go to the tailors, hairdressers and train station to sort tickets home for this weekend. Instead I've lied in bed feeling like I'm about to die. Everything can fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Welcome to b3ta Consumer Rights Dept.
Please detail your complaint below and our watchdog Rory will be more than happy to take on your cause.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I was just about to respond by mentioning Barry's fatwah on Vodaphone, their employees and their employees relatives.
But he's there already ^
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)