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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it was soooo cool when monica did that favour for phoebe and chandler found her messy cupboard and they raised their eyeborws and all the tops fell off
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
"messy cupboard" has got to be the best new euphamism for an unkempt vagina.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
A mate of mine was explaining to me about a girl he had recently been with being very hairy downstairs.
He said it was like a black lab had crawled onto her lap and died. He then referred to her as "dead dog" for the rest of the convo.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
He said it was like a black lab had crawled onto her lap and died. He then referred to her as "dead dog" for the rest of the convo.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
oh yeah
and i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend £60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.
fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
and i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend £60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.
fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Any bloke who doesn't keep his downstairs in check is fucking disgusting.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
and hairy arses
it's just not a good look, to have a thick black bristly doormat down there.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
it's just not a good look, to have a thick black bristly doormat down there.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I'm nowhere near bent enough to try.
And I am, as rswipe regularly identifies, pretty bent.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
And I am, as rswipe regularly identifies, pretty bent.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
i only say that cos you won't sleep with me
wedding ring my (non-hairy) arse.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
wedding ring my (non-hairy) arse.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
yeah?
well, however sensitive your back is, i can assure you that a foof is 100 times more sensitive.
so next time you whinge about a hairy mary.........
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
well, however sensitive your back is, i can assure you that a foof is 100 times more sensitive.
so next time you whinge about a hairy mary.........
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I'm not going to go into the biology
but unless you've got stupendously saggy curtains, waxing balls is going to hurt a metric fuckton more than waxing mimsy.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
but unless you've got stupendously saggy curtains, waxing balls is going to hurt a metric fuckton more than waxing mimsy.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
i was talking about arses
shaved balls give me the creeps! if i want to play snooker, i'll go down the pub.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)
shaved balls give me the creeps! if i want to play snooker, i'll go down the pub.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)
being a girl, i don't know
but there must be something.
really, it can be dreadfully offputting. like a big black tiger stripe.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
but there must be something.
really, it can be dreadfully offputting. like a big black tiger stripe.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
depends what you mean.
Trim - maybe. If you're shaving or waxing you're just compensating for a small cock.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Trim - maybe. If you're shaving or waxing you're just compensating for a small cock.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
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