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I SAID YES!!!!!Unbelievable....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:22,
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It's a leap year, so there is a tradition here of women proposing to men on the 29th of February. What the scruffy twat is claiming is that Lusty would be stupid enough to propose to him.He is lying like a cheap chinese watch.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:31,
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aww but I don't want to believe he's lying if that's the case.It'd be an awesome wedding.
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Something about Gaylords say yes.. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:51,
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He only said yes after she agreed to a joint bank account.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:57,
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The emphasis being on joint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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*giggles*I did actually have my fingers sucked by a calf once, near as dammit sucked my fingernails off.
strikethrough as you please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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Oh i thought it was like what superman has(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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buttons for eyes?I'm so confused battered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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Congratulations!**If this is a wind up, you're DEAD, Boyce.
Can't help but think you're going to turn up in a bit and say you said yes to something other than what we're thinking. You scamp.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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I think he's auditioning for a TSB advert(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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Monty is on a photoshoot Today.A bunch of toffs are given his photo, he is given thirty seconds head start, then they try to shoot him.
He'll do anything for money y'know.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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Was the question 'Does that man who lives under the bridge at Waterloo station whose arse you can see through the rip in his filthy jeans and seems to be eating something he found crawling around in his ear have more money than you?'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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*glares*Tell the truth. Lusty only asked if you wanted a brew, didn't she?
DIDN'T SHE?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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The question being....'Are you a Benny who isn't tied to a tree?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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BENNY ON THE LOOSE!!(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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I'm not sure your heart's really in this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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You are just so jealous.Nobody is proposing to you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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by the end of the day i will have forced 4 of my female colleague to propose to me, just you wait(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
That's not really in the spirit of proposing, is it?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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why not? it's not like women don't frequently force men to do it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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haha. beguile. yeah.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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desperate men call for desperate measures(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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are you flirting with me? i don't think i can handle a long distance realationship(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
It's a fucking scowl.GOD QUINTEN I CAN'T TAKE THIS FROM YOU, NOT TODAY!!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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the wavey eyes make me think there is lust in your eyeslook rooter, i think your swell and sure maybe we could be more than friends some day ok but i ain't coming all the way to edingbourgh just for a whiff of your flaps
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I can never make the eys and mouth line up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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has she really asked you?come on Boyce, this is the internet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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My girlfriend asked me on the last leap yearI said no
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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I had your dad's mum. After she died. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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*Post deleted 'cus it doesn't look good fighting with a mong being a mong*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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so waht your saying is, battered is a prick and he takes the internet way serious?(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
OMG!! MONTY HAS TOTALLY JUST CHANGED HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS ON FB TO ENGAGED!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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*sigh*Deleting the posts is fucking tedious
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Do I have to delete this now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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How does a bad boy cyberman delete posts?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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they is be all like'you will be deleted delete DELETE DELETE' brrzzzkkk click DELETE
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Oh my god! What did you do?You evil bastard!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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Don't worry sportoYour words are safe under me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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