haha jokes on you cavy i dont have a winkle jokes on you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

CURSES!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:45, Reply)

id play with my sausage all day if i had one

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:47, Reply)

thus is the alure of cock
which in turns explains the state of human civilisation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:51, Reply)

They're pretty dull after the first 27.4 seconds, depending on if you've left your pringles tube on the radiator or not.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Rosie, I gotta tell you this, I nearly fucking puked in the corner shop.
You know when people say "Ewww, it made me sick" when they smell or see something, normally it doesn't make 'em sick. It makes them uncomfortable. It makes them uneasy. Well, this fucking dirty fucking old fucking dirty man nearly made me throw up in the shop.

He stank of piss and then after a minute he stank of shit. Fucking drunk. I can't fucking stand drunks... that ain't people who drink, that's drunks, two different things.

It's the same one that tried to hug me the other week, he ain't short of a few quid, at least not tonight. He pulled out a wad of notes and I saw a few pink in there.

Dirty fucking cunt, I said it last time, and I'll say it this time, I hope his piss stained pants freeze to his rash ridden legs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Eeeewwww!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)

It's fucking grim, Stunned, fucking horribly grim.
He was telling some girl how beutiful she is and everyone was thinking "thank fuck that ain't me" and he took a step forward and this tall fella stepped in the way so the drunk goes "You're a big fella, you her boyfriend? You're much better looking at me. Look how beutful your girlfriend is", so they ran with that. Then he tried to buy the lottery tickets for some old lady counting out her change.

I had to step pass him on the way out, and it was narrow, and oh christ he fucking stank of piss and shit, that shop is gonna smell for hours.

I hate people like that, no sorry, no pitty. If you're in your late 50s and so drunk you don't notice you've shit yourself, then finish the job or quit it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I feel bad for them but equally
Fuck off, stinky!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Nah', I doubt it's only his life he's fucked up. Addiction is a dessease, totally believe that, but if you got a broken arm you go to the doctors, you don't go about waving at strangers as if nothin' is wrong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:45, Reply)

a colleague of mine
teaches on the not-quite-special-needs bit at the college and had to run out to gag as a student with a very very very runny nose refused a hanky and just kept slurping up the snot flow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)

What Stunned said^^^^

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

i thought that was building up to a massive bit of grim then
turns out it were just some old cunt who smelled of toilet. i drink in the 'spoons ffs. disappointed here man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Nah' man, you flush a turd and it goes away, this guy's shit has been there a _long_ time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)