My last one - "My deepest sympathy for David Rathband's family"
I'm just surprised the blind fucker was even able to see what he was doing to kill himself.

Alt: I'd quite like to headbutt Hulk Hogan.

Alt Alt: Marmite on toast for breakfast = win.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:55, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

why would you want to attack a pensioner?
you sick bastard.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

He destroyed the Trade Centre, I've seen photos!
Also, he's only 58
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

he looks older.
must be the roids.
the hemorrhoids LOL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Moaty strikes again. From the grave.
Impressive.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)

ARE YOU HAPPY, GAZZA!!?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I had a dream last night with Rathband in.
I think I killed him by accident
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I'm always killing famous people

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Good to hear
I need to dream about more deserving people though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Why is social networking so fucking shit, why would anyone care if you feel sorry for some blokes family who dun himself in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

maybe he left them all his debts,
and now his family are like Urgh, wish he'd managed himself a bit better. I dunno like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

No AA is informing internet randoms that he feels his utmost empathy for people he will never know over the death of some bloke in the paper
It's something of a false statement, maybe he's tryin to come over all compassionate so he can get his chubby paws into a fat birds knickers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)

that's a distinct possibility, but then you shouldn't rule out that it is true empathy and that he expects nothing in return.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)

The Mother Teresa of Congleton? He's somewhat self centred if his posts of being Congletons top lothario and love cheat are anything to go by

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

No, I'm showing genuine empathy for a man who lost everything because he was in the wrong place, at the wrong time.
That's all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)

TELL FACEBOOK I DON'T CARE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

He didn't lose everything. He lost his sight.
Trying telling all the blindo's that sight is everything.

Also, you are showing sympathy not empathy. Or were you shot in the eyes by one of Gazza's mates?
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Oops, I do mean sympathy
Well, he lost his sight, couldn't do his job, and his wife has left him (arguably deserved). To some people, that's everything.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

He was a wife-beating megaprick
apparently
(TheColonel, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)