I don't cry a lot.
I've had a couple of tearful panics while relocating to ANOTHER COUNTRY, but largely I cry more at songs and films. In fact when it comes to music/Pet Rescue/paintings, I'm like Tiny Tears.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Aren't you worried about being cut off behind enemy lines
during the impending war of independence?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I'll be on the right side
and better placed to smuggle my scouse brethren into the Scottish Republic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I can't wait for Prima Nocta to be reinstated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Roots will be OK.
We will give them independence and then take the country back by force.

They'll be paying prescription charges before they can wipe the porridge from their faces.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Noooooo, not prescription charges!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I think "laughably brief stramash" might be a better term than "war"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

do yuo speak the native language?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Nope.
But we say 'aye' a lot where I'm from too. It's a start.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

do yuo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I think I'm well enough for a lunchtime pint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Move yourself. See you in the Cheese.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Steady on, old bean.
I'm still in what my brother refers to as 'the wanking jacket'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Text me when you are moving.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

His right arm is moving now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I'll be about an hour if that's OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

No problemmoeroonie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Or as you call it, "any jacket"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

His best jacket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I never mix up my wanking jacket with my 'pee coat'
lololololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

hahahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

The last person I heard use that expression was Kanye West
Very unfair comparison. One's a ludicrously arrogant wankstain with a horribly inflated sense of his own worth, and the other's etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

What, 'pea coat' or 'wanking jacket'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

The former
Although I can't tell you where I heard it, as it might suggest that I listen to shite music
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It's a specific type of coat, favoured by the US navy back in the day.
I have a vintage one, acksherlly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Get you
I don't know whether to be more impressed at your taste or the fact that it remains unhawked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I'm ok for assets. So far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Gaylord
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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

You've taken Q-Dogg off ignore then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

If you can't beat 'em.
We signed the Treaty of Salsiccia. I swapped a rigatoni recipe for peace in our time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

twat
(lol)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Well, I don't know what that means
So I shall simply assume you're bumming him, and will compose a childish rhyme about trees to fit the occasion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

A reasoned approach without flaw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)