Kids laughing, as Apey says
They don't worry about embarrassing themselves.

Alt: Not a clue. Never heard of it

Alt Alt: Cider

Alt Alt Alt: A pack of "seafood" sticks. Only 12 cals each, swipe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

and how many did you have?
you two and your cider loving ways. i is not being a yokel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I had 16
You are going to Bristol. Were you not to drink cider, Jeff would cry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

+ to a venue that specialises in cider.
Drink cider 'swipe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)

it's strong and sweet and ridiculously high in calories
and it smells like my bedshitting ex, the strongbow king.

i think i'll stick to vodka...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Not all cider is like Strongbow
but yes, cider is horrible.
I could recommend some ales from Bristol, but I suspect you won't want that either.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

er.... no, not an ale fan
but you could list them anyway. jeff will doubtless love you for it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Strongbow is shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

it's even more shit when the pissed-up cunt spills it all over your car
and it reeks like a dead apple tree for the next month
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

That sound like one of those Magic Tree
Air fresher.

'Hint of wino'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

"now with added vomit for that 3 day old reek"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

im well PO'd, waitrose used to do these amazing ones up till about 3 weeks ago, that are now replaced with own brand (that i havent tried yet)
They were like eating lobster with the texture of perfectly cooked crab clsw meat.

I haven't had lobster since Christmas, I'll have to change that soon. God, I love lobster so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)