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i had my bmi tested at the weekend
and it's bang in the middle of the "normal" range. so stick that in your fat-bashing face, you neckless little worm.
but i DO shout at traffic, if i'm stuck in it. who doesn't?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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you stand in the middle of the street shouting bingo numbers at morris minors iny our piss soaked trouser skirt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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hang on
what's a trouser skirt?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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trousers with a skirt over the top
like a tramp lady, you thick cunt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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YEAHWELLIFUCKEDMYSISTERWHATCANYOUDO?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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I didn't knowe your sister was gi9nger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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SWEETLIKEATANGERINE
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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good effort
but needs more mental, bobs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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just wanted to see the name again.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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probably best not to do that, you could get in trouble
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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the fact that i did not know what you meant is a GOOD THING for me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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just cos you didn't know what it was called doesn't mean you don't have a trouser skirt wedged halfway up your poo-crusty arse right now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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i have a short linen a-line skirt over sheer tights with a seam up the back
and my arse is smooth and non-crusty as a baby's tit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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i didn't fucken ask you attention whoring slagbag
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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who cares
now the image is stuck in your little peabrain
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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no it fucken isn't
i saw blah blah my tits blah blah belly overhanging my jeans blah blah
OMG SOMEBODY LOVE ME
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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one day we really must talk about your terror of being alone
and why you now cling onto a fictitious farting doughball despite having failed one marriage already. it's not good, really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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at least someone loved me enough to marry me
that biological clock of yours won't hold out much longer you know
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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this is where you are wrong
she clearly thought you were a better bet than you turned out to be, and backed a different horse.
biological clock my arse. i've got hundreds of nieces and nephews, put me off that shit for life!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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and yet nobody is ever going to bet on you at all :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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how much did that abortive wedding cost you?
man, that must have sucked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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father of the bride pays, innit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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bet you paid at least a third
imagine what you could have done with all that money now.
all £100 of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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i could have bought you about 20 gallons of slimfast
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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it wouldn't have brought your neck back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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it might've got you a boyfriend you could keep tho
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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why would you want to keep the same one forever and ever and ever
when you could have new ones from time to time?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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i dunno, love and a deep, meaningful commited relationship as opposed to a quick spurt with a man who won't look you in the eye
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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yes yes
but after a few months or years, that gets boring.
and people get divorced.
you should know, neckless.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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i'd rather be a monogamist than a nonogamist
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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yeah but someone married Al and you two are the most loathsome cunts I've ever come across. You can't trust people to make smart decisions.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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oh look, its Rachelswipe's future husband to the rescue
look Obi Wan, it isn't my fault that you've failed to look after yourself and ended up an amorphous mess
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Swipe doesn't need rescuing pal I just felt like getting involved. You know you're a tosser.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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nothing in this thread has upset me until just now :'(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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*unzips*
keep going...
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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we're not related
you're not the real bert
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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Alright, 'Swipes?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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hello sexbomb
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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How are tricks?
Had all my holiday jabs this morning so have a dead arm:-(
And got a bollocking off the nurse this morning. Ho-hum.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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could be worse
you could be quentin and have a dead brain
was the nurse at least hot and slutty?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Sadly, she was old and Irish. And slutty.
Good weekend?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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i am now thinking about catherine tate
am i close?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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cheers swipe, this thread made my day
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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the braindead are easily pleased
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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you fuck coma patients?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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