Well this is good isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This place is jumping like a Parkinson's sufferer standing on a live rail.
(!)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Dreadful show.
Some ideas need bucking up, before I start a UPS-themed thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I feel like I'm wasting my birthday on here.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You are.
I reckon today should be more of "cheeky vimto" day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Of all days, today is the one for Matusalem Old Oloroso Sherry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

It's wasted on the young, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

The little cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Happy bidet young man.
When I was your age I certainly wouldn't have wasted my birthday on the internet. Even if it had been invented then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

You would have just been wasted.

( wanderlust, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I can say with complete honesty
that I have no idea at all how I spent my 18th, 21st or even 30th. Not a fucking clue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

This place is fucking shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Hey, "wee man".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I think 'wank man' might be equally apt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

A mate of mine was at Manor House tube one hungover morning,
when he claims he saw a 'pigeon pecking at a nutty shit'.

How about that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

It's still better than being on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Delightful.
I am stuck in a board meeting (which started in Luton at 7am). I thought I would skive for a minute and log on here for some light entertainment, but's even more boring here than it is discussing menu prices and restaurant locations.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)

have fun in the meeting then.
make up some words and say them like they mean something.

"yes Jeff, sounds good. What about the bawsack factor though, has it been properly quantifated yet?"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

If's a good start Gregory but have we winkled out the wrinkles with the pickles yet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I envy your menu prices meeting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

You forgot this (!)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

What does £1.60 get me?
A "short" order?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Officechortle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

A kick in your unbelievably small testicles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

A lick of his unbelievably large cow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Is he really a fat harry potter?
I wish I was mates with a fat harry potter :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Nah he's not, sadly.
My brother, however...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Cor has he got a stripey jumper for playing 'where's wally' during the dull after dinner christmas games?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Yes.
I mean, no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I can understand keeping that as a family secret

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

We have bigger ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)