get the thin crust and the half-fat cheese
then you won't feel too bad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

if you do this there is no point in havinga pizza
it would be like having a 'veggie burger'; pointless
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Surely the "point" is the same as any meal that contains "meat"
To sustain oneself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

and to taste delicious and meaty whilst it is sustaining me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

So for a vegetarian to get a meaty taste I would recommend a "veggie burger"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

or stop being a ponce and have a burger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I've started getting burgers from takeaways again, ever since I discovered the doner & egg cheeseburger from down the road
When drunk, it's the best idea ever.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

you disgust me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I'm sure you'll get over it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I won't
i can't get the image of your bumfluff moustach and beard full of bits of doner meat and egg yolk while you wipe your greasy hands on your "comedy" tshirt out of my head.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)

head wankbank
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

This is far more likely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)

if I was as bent as barrymore you wouldn't make my wank bank, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)

My heart is truly broken.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:29, Reply)

heart banjo string
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

i much prefer a thin crust anyway
and if you load the pizza with the fancy garlic and sundried tomato sauce, loads of veggies and spicy jalapenos, you don't notice the lack of cheese!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

This is what I have done.
I always do that anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)