I do wish people would stop talking about chocolate.
I have decided to spend the day in bed, only venturing out to get food and cups of tea, but have no chocolate in the house and to get some I'm have to put clothes on and walk across the road to the shop and buy it. does this even count as a 1st world problem?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's certainly a problem.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Damn right it is.
You're local, you couldn't pop round with some dairy milk could you? maybe a couple pf cream eggs?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

What's in it for me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

well, he's injured.
so you get to be Daddy this time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

you've been using this line since your injury haven't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Thanks for the very generous offer of sexual dominance over another man
but I regret I will have to decline this time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

er...
no. soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

damn. I missed the opportunity for
"sure, you can be daddy. now come here and suck momma's cock"

curses.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

and it's such a small window of opportunity too
that'll never re-open again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

i meant with the missus
it was more a dominance joke than an anal violation joke. but good to see where your minds were at, the pair of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I dunno, want a bicycle?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Seems a bit dangerous to me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Nah, you'll be fine.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)

cashier at the petrol station last night
Talked me into also buying 3 creme eggs for £1 when I paid for my fuel. I was most pleased later when I remembered.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

the thing i love about chocolate is that first taste when you finally bite into it
and your mouth floods with sweetness.

hope this helps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

chocolate a penis
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Sweetness is not the word I would use for that.

(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Is the word spunkilicious?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

If you're biting
more bloodylicious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Ouch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Depends what you been feeding Mr B3th before hand. Isn't pineapple supposed to have an effect?
Edit: FFS I keep getting the B3th and Berk mixed up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Mr B3th?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Mr b3th is old, broken and teetering on the brink.
Mr berk is girly and useless as a man or boyfriend.

Hope this helps.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

is mr berk tennis boy? or bristol boy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

mr berk is tennis boy

( Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

he was useless to start with as i remember

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Tennis boy.

(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

or "ball boy"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)