Rory's Law*
It has come to light in recent days that certain users on this forum have been convicted for undisclosed crimes. In the interests of public safety I would like you all to reveal all of your run ins with the filth, whether a conviction was secured or not. I think it only fair to the rest of us to have the opportunity to decide if we wish to interact with crims or not.

Alt: Which laws have you broken and not been found out for? Perhaps you had sex with an underage member of your own family?

*'Swipe has pointed out that this might be more appealing if you can imagine Rory to be a cute, blonde 6 year old**

**This may also reveal some more of the nonces in our midst.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:07, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was once questioned by the deputy head of my school for purchasing some cannabis resin from a fellow pupil
The police were not involved.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

LOL MADDIE LOL LOL LOL

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

lol!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

No fucking way am I replying to this thread.
I will be called a braggart and a liar and potentially get myself into all manner of shit. No way, duuuude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Quentin has got his magnifying glass out and is staring at the screen as we speak

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

+ whilst jotting down ideas for some new 'colleagues' and comedy logins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Let's just wait until he makes up a drug addled friend called 'Monty'
Then we'll have him!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

This is a good idea
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/mar/09/can-slow-cooking-change-lives
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I confess that I once crapped in Lighty's Wonderbag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I wondered why I started hallucinating shortly after dinner

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You just want to go around collecting metal from people's discarded slow cookers for your scrap recycling.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I'm taking the lack of responses to mean that you all have something to hide.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Fucking right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Thread fail :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I started a new one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I was assaulted a few years back, no conviction
Then, I had money stolen from me 2 1/2 years back, the lad was caught, convicted, and made to pay the money back. Fucker still owes me £25 though.

I've never had a run in with the police where I've been in trouble, been interviewed as a witness once, but that's it.

Alt: Piracy, that's about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Bearing in mind the costs to the CPS, the police, and the courts service I reckon you should have been charged with the offence of being a complete dick for giving someone else your pin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Heard it all before Rory.
He was, at the time, one of my best friends, I saw no reason not to trust him.

In hindsight, yes, it was a mistake.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

showing my age now
but my friend had something similar at university - one of his housemates had been stealing cheques from all of them all year. he had actually cut out the stub as well, so none of them had noticed. eventually he got caught when my friend used his chequebook himself and the bank spotted the different signature.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

My criminal record is cleaner than kim and aggie's dildo
alt i've doen speeding obviously, most people do i think, maybe some petty theft when i were a youngster

i'm working with quite a few criminals tho, its ok most of the time but sometimes i feel intimidated and feel the need to speak out
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

hello gorgeous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i'd prefer a cute 36 year old blond
house-trained.

only my recent speeding escapade, but they let me off. other than that, nada. all clean. i even passed a CRB check so that i can help out with the reading at a local school, although so did ian huntley, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

omg i know a 36 year old blond!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i don't do girls
don't you pass your sasha onto me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

she's at least 40 and she has a fella now
sort of
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

oh
well who were you thinking of then? no need to rule out any options i suppose.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)