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The story is amazing and well worth a read before you hit the replieswww.b3ta.com/questions/liesthatwentontoolong/post1556597
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:52,
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that story is ridiculouseither let your bloke eat what the fuck he wants, when he wants. or else he's not your bloke. he's your pussy.
secondly, if she objects on the grounds of health, why did she cook him pizza and chips? he was better off with the chinese food.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:12,
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The poor bastard does sound somewhat whipped(Almost makes me wonder whether he's shacked up with a particular one of my exes...)
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if he carries on eating a chinese with curry sauce followed by pizza and chipshe'll be too well insulated to feel the whipmarks anyway.
did your ex ban food too??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:18,
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No, but she did tell me off for saying "sorry"Because "it made her feel bad." Well, hey bitch, if you hadn't shouted it at me for some minor and trivial infraction in the first place, I wouldn't feel the need to apologise, thus tidily avoiding the whole problem!
(In short: a few years ago, first serious girlfriend and equipped with the temperament of Kim Jong-Il, too timid and naive to know better)
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I bet she told you off for using "infraction" as well cos it made her feel STOOPID
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omg she needed a smackwith your guitar.
with razor blades stuck in the back of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22,
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like i said in the other thread, i suspect that mrs claude speed is his mum(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
yeah........ the future mrs speed IS the former mrs crow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:27,
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YeahCustard is for afters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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I don't know, you don't want it cooling down and getting a skin on it...(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
But it didn't stop you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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Many years ago, nowt stopped me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36,
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Not meant in that wayI was somewhat of a fannyrat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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His missus manages to sound both highly considerate and massively hypocriticalHe is definitely under the thumb though. We can smell our own.
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Because yours sound like the bass note of someone blowing air across a milk jug,such is the terrifying distension of your ringpiece.
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Your flatulence doesn't, but your hair does.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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i liked crow'sit was almost poetic in its sheer fucking rankness
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:31,
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Silly DarthIt's spelt Gourds.
I still don't get it though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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because nobody can hear youif your arsehole were tight and neat, they'd make a sound. instead it flaps around like a knackered old windsock.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:26,
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