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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You shagged Ian Huntley?!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
i'd have sold that story to the paper about 8 years ago if it were true

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
No you wouldn't
Luckily, nor would he
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)
He "loves" the Man Utd fans though, doesn't he?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Hahahaha
Good point. Think Swipey might be out of his age range though. Unless she stuck wigs on her tits and convinced him she was part of a child smuggling ring
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
hahahahaha!
Proper out loud officelols there, cheers
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I'll take the twins with the big pink noses

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
can i have an afro on one and heidi plaits on the other?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I'd put the afro on the smaller one to even them up
All girls have one boob smaller than the other, right?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
allegedly
i dispute it, but nearly all my friends would agree. and apart from one, it's always the right one.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1557116
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
that fucking sucks

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
You particularly specified badly written.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
And boy did you provide it

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I always deliver.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
i hear that sometimes you don't even bother turning up to make the delivery

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Depends on how psychotic the recipient is.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
i also specified "poetry"
that is more like poo-try
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
All poetry is pooetry
I fucking hate it.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
My turn!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1557131
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
sorry kroney
but this wins

CLICK
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
The difference?
Mine had breasts
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
You knew that in order to appeal to Swipe
You had to make it about her.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Yeah, but, right
my poem makes self-mocking reference to the pandering, so it's like totally self-aware and meta, yeah?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
you're both wrong
it was just better than kroney's.

then again, he did set the bar pretty fucking low!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
BOLLOCKS
I should have demanded a prize for the winner. Something bra-related.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
competition might not have closed yet

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Can there be a prize for the winner?
Something bra-related?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Many years ago I was "on the nest" with a girl from Mauritius
It was most off-putting that she had one massively long hair protuding from each nip
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
On the nest with a girl from Mauritius
With breasts that seemed quite delicious
On closer inspection
I lost my erection
On discovering her nips were quite pileous
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Excellent

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

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