Oh god, I'm starving, so hungry, and I have lunch in my bag, but it's Pasta which means it's noticable that I'm eating a meal rather than snack at my desk, at 4...
... and everyone will think "Look at the fat cunt, having a proper meal at his desk, at 4, couldn't wait to super time".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:56, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*there there*

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

so announce v loudly that you have only just found time for lunch
thereby also making them think you are really busy and important!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Are you busy? Or are you productive?
I am neither
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

both!
but the busier i am, the more productive i am. i thrive on stress.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

until you are 45

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

+ stone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

That was about 6 months ago.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I get to work at 12 so it's blatent.
I should start trying to get into work an hour or so earlier so I don't have this problem.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

1st world problem
be thankful you even have lunch you selfish fuck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

bollocks, food is a basic part of life, all animals eat.
Its a baseline on something everyone should have. Should have to thank fir what were all entitled too.

I solved the problem by getting crisps.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I have only eaten a banana and a ham and mustard sandwich today
I'm bloody starving
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

It's your own fault for being too stupid to go and get some more food.
I'm really hungry, but that's because I'm deliberately eating less as I become even more fat while I was on holiday due to drinking an outrageous amount of alcohol and eating shit loads of pies and tim tams.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Fuck 'em, Gonz. Scoff away.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I'm suprised you care what people think.
You have a human right to stuff your face whenever you wish. At least until Cammeron has his way, and abolishes it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

He is only abolishing it for poor people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

And Gonz.
because he is a minority.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

It's his own fault.
If he simply applied himself and worked hard he would have created more people like him by now and wouldn't be such a minority.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

One Gonz is enough at any one time.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Bloody ConDem Britain.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)