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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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only if you have some sucker to pay it off for you

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
would that sucker be your dad?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)
it's good he passed on this to swipey.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
don't be so disgusting
i got that from my grandpa.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
and your aunt buys you sex aids.
what a fucking disgusting family you have.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)
i can't believe you expected anything less

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Mmmmmm, disgusting family.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)
+ sexy

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
stupid sexy auntie

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)
has she bought you any pink vibrators recently and has she polished them with her gusset brasso first?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
i haven't seen her in a few months
so they're probably all stockpiled like a....

..... i have no idea what simile to use for a stash of vibes. like an ann summers shop at christmas?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)
like swipey's aunt with a filled gash.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
like a row of soldiers dipped in a peeled boiled egg

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
like a row of cunt ammunition stacked by the breech

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)
that actually made my nose wrinkle involuntarily
well done
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
like eager cunt rats waiting by the sewer

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)
now you've made them sound like tampons

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)
is a tampon not a sex aid?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)
i fucking wish
for some stupid reason he's always had this idea that i should have to work. what a selfish tool.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

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