Just learned that one of our other sites down the road has been shut due to 50 cases of Norovirus
A bunch of people from here were there yesterday. Uh oh.

They've all had to wipe themselves down with medicated wipes and use that alcohol gel stuff, but it's only a matter of time before the Poopocalypse, I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My office has been running at like 50% capacity for a month now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Spreads like wildfire,
but antiseptic spray on EVERYTHING, like door handles kettles mugs keyboards phones etc will stop it spreading.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Antiseptic only kills bacteria, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

The virus can't multiply if there are no living cells in an area.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Until it gets to a human, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Yeah, but just cleaning everything is a good start.
touch a surface with 500 viruses rather than 2 million and you've got a better chance of avoiding or stopping the infection
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I shat my own spine out last week and now both kids have had it
/notfun

My farts were explosive
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Your kids have your spine?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

It's like stickle bricks
but stickier.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)

No, my wife does
/underthethumblols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)