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Saw that before, made me laugh
If only it had heard him coming, LOL.
Lunch is home made lasagne with steamed veg
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:20,
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I don't think they should test things on rats
I'd prefer if they used cats, dogs or rabbits. Preferably people's pets.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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They should test drugs on gypsies and spackers. Hitler and Mengele had the right idea in this respect.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:27,
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if they don't cut open a mouse's brain and inject it with chemicals
how am i gonna know whether my shampoo is for sensitive skin?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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Speaking on behalf of all normall people.
It's really fucking annoying when special interest groups clain to 'speak on behalf of the public'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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geez
Alt stepping away from my Irish heritage by going to a mexican bar
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:21,
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lunch is a chickpea salad. I'm on a diet. Have livened it up with jalapenos and spring onions. This is as exciting as my day will get.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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I had an Onion Bhaji, Houmous and Mango Chutney sandwich.
Nom.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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A chicken, ham and leek pie portion and a Welsh egg
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Great thread Chompy
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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Everyone is reading my interesting news links.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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You're assuming an awful lot of our compatriots' literary skills here
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:35,
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Nationalists have taken over the Greggs page, and the NWI are claiming they're sponsored by them.
www.facebook.com/greggsthebakers?sk=wallI think this was all started 'cus someone asked greggs if they're gonna start doing a halal/kosha menu, and they said no. They're so fucking thick, a company does something they agree with and suddenly they start trolling it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:36,
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racists are the best!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:40,
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people should have to eat english food like pizza and hamburgers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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over here they call pizza 'cheese on toast' and they put their hamburgers in a shortcrust pie with a layer of jelly
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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Fantastic
They really are absolutely mental.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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Hahaha
Poor little thing.
If it was that valuable a rabbit, you'd think they'd make sure no-one blundered around its enclosure without looking.
lunch is for wimps. Weekends are for benders.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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*eats lunch at the weekend*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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this has made my day, ty
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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you horrid little man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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disabled bunny was obviously horribly defective, he saved it a life of being trotted about by the media
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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poor little bunny, I feel bad for it
although why the Germans have an obsession with turning small animals into celebrities I don't know.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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It's because German people don't have enough personality to appeal to a mass audience.
Also, remember what happened with the last guy who had mass appeal in Germany?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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David Hasslehoff?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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Precisely
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:06,
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Well, actually: David Hasselhoff
But we'll try to overlook your spasticity.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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Naked Ape's spasticity is inherent. As is his bentness.
In fact, I think he is the only OTer that I would never call a quender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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Whoop!
No quenders here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Whoop! Whoop!
That's the sound of the bent spastic!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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that hitler sure was a little animal
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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he did have a tiny bat hanging from his nose at all times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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hahahahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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Bastards stealing our ideas, we did it with Ronnie Corbett first!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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I'm hungry
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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hello hungry!
thats a much less gay name than darth foxtrot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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That sound of shattering glass is your fault
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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me too
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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you should snack throughout the day
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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I am. On fruit.
It does fuck fucking all.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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i hate fruit
I eat a ton of veg
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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yawn
strikethrough (A)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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How do you turn turn a fruit into a vegtable?
Run him over with your car.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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AIDs
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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I am off work again.
Just can't seem to shake off this AIDS.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:06,
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Is it bad aids?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Yes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Sorry to hear that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Kaposi's Sarcoma and everything.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Oh fuck you, Germany.
You know, I want to like you. There are lots of things to like. But then you go and have animal celebrities, or David Hasselhoff, and it's right back to square one again. You know what? Fuck it. It's over between us. I've been seeing Austria behind your back, anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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That's OK, Germany was fucking Poland.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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"Germany's celebrity animal scene" Really?
It worries me that Germany may have too much time on it's hands. It didn't turn out well last time they got bored.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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Hey! Who is deleting in Chompy's thread?
That is his prerogative!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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CQ.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Worse than Hitler, that man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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Worse than Stalin AMIRITE?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Or even, WORSE THAN BOWIE
Montylols.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Yet more disapparances.
It's like The Troubles all over again.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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To be fair, bickering over who's more tedious or popular on the internet
really is an everybody lose situation, particularly between you two.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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To be fair, Kroners, my suggestion was satirical, and was taking the piss out of CQ's request to do Gonz's Fuednet thing, against me.
Alright?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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If you need to explain something is satirical, it means you fucked it up.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Not necessarily.
It seems to have sailed over CQ's bearded wee heid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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If you need to be posting on an internet forum you need to mash your head into the keyboard and then go outside for a walk or summit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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I think you missed 'head dobber' from that sentence.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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Hey, I don't give a shit either way, pal
Don't you get all bickery with me, and all.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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You want to watch yourself there dude.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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Haha! OK, sweetcheeks.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Don't push me man, don't push me.
I can bicker for the solar system.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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I thought it was a joke argument?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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It is to me.
I think Bitchtits takes it seriously.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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I think b3ta's on its collective period.
There seems to be quite a lot of playground politics going on at the moment. Even more than usual.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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You've noticed that too, eh?
There are people that claim to be actual adults on here, too. Posture, posture, posture *flex*
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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We should have a grown-ups' table.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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Oh christ yes, I don't get where the hypersensitivity has come from.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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I've just been circumsised.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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Are you AA's sockpuppet?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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I'm guessing he's the leftover skin...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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OH LOL
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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i like that story about that man who quit goldman sachs's resgination letter
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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Dunno, he took their coin for long enough and then shat all over them when it suited him. He aint the saviour of capitalism by any stretch.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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he is a modern day robin hood, only he kept his salary and his gold medal for jewish ping pong
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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I also liked that story.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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as did i
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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Obvious song choice is obvious
youtu.be/YWHj2SWGR0YCan't decide what to do today, either sit in the garden listening to music or go and do some work in the library. I have a funny feeling I'll do the former.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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maybe you should have a bit of 'GET AFUCKING JOB' with that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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"On realising what he had done the cameraman became visibly aroused, which he explained by pointing out that he was German."
Sick perverts.
Alt: My lunch today features both hoummous AND a ciabatta. I should really have used luncheon meat rather than Wiltshire honey glazed ham to reduce the middle-class-ness.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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It's so fuicking HOT in the office, my feet are melting!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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Its fuicking in our office too
What?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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Pesky fuicking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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Yep, more post deletion.
Or, the FreeFair Gambit, if you will.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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Stop winding him up then
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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Using a word that he had to go and look up is not the same as winding him up.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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People will get very upset about the whole thing from my experience.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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you should delete this comment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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and injure yourself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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i don't know who youreself is, but it sounds racist to me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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ha! That amused me more than it should have done.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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I think he means Cat Stevens
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Haha
You made a music joke, chomps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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24 has been cancelled :(
A sad day NA, very sad.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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never really watched it
surely it has run it's course by now anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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Well it's turning into a film, but they couldn't agree a budget so it's "on hold" :'(((
And it was excellent, just got more mental each series.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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I've only seen series 1
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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Jack Bauer decapitates a paedophile in his office in like season 3
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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I must get round to watching series 2
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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I might do a 24 marathon event soon.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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fat chicks really don't like deletion do they?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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I was being witty!
Okay, not witty. But erudite.
Well, not erudite, but insightful.
Alright, yeah. Fat chicks get cross when someone deletes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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Oi!
I haven't quite forgiven you for deleting many many minutes of my hard work once, so don't you be getting uppity now...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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*mwah*
I only deleted that because it included information that someone else didn't want broadcast.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Humph!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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She means your posts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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hahahha
That, too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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Ha.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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DETAILS PLZ
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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Seriously, who the dickens is doing all the deletion?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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I think he's been naughty stepped
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Quixote has been stepped? Whatever for?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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A serious case of brainwrongedness
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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We're all fucked then.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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Well, that, his hilarious ego and his primary school level of literacy.
I presume.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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We're all fucked then.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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Not all of us.
Just most of us.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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Since when did we have mods?
And how is any of this nonsense any different than the usual insults that usually fly around here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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Fuck knows.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Oh CQ, SAD FACE, it's to ovbouse when you delete the lot.
I hope it's due to trolling rather another case of Hypersensitivity.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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Just to get ting straight here...I haven't complained or done anything to warrant any stepping that may have happened.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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Deleters need to be naughty stepped
It is fucking tedious
/fatchick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Deleters do need a good stepping. I agree.
And if they are hot chicks, a good spanking.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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did chompy get stepped for his deletion marathon?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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He got stepped for his rape marathon.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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Mmmm....Steps rape marathon.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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Of course I didn't.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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He actually didn't delete his posts, a mod did.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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Why?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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who is "MOD"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfzigfoi4k
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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I donno, to tell you the truth.
Anyone had any gazes recently about offending people? No names, just a simple 'yup' or 'nope'll do. I'll start with a yup.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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Nope.
Gazzes from who? Mods?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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NE1
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Their post count should be an inspiration to us all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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Nope, not a single one.
I would hope that people realise that we all, to a certain extent, play characters on here and that getting offended is just part of what happens on here.
If I ever do think I've gone too far, I'll gaz the person concerned and apologise. I don't think people should be little kids and go around complaining to other users about real or implied offense.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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I agree with you right up to 'implied offence'
there's no such thing. If someone is offended, they are offended.
That doesn't always mean an apology is needed, sometimes just fuck 'em. But they are still offended.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Just because they are offended it doesn't mean anything wrong has happened.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Oh, I agree there, yes.
It doesn't make the offence they feel any less real though.
That's all my point is. Not even sure why I felt the need to make it really. Apart from boredom, maybe.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Your boredom offends me.
But you sure do have a purdy mouth.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I thoguht that was a picture of baldmonkey while it was loading.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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our very own scarpe is a well known sex offender, that's why he changed his name to 'Hovis' to throw us off the scent
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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And to think, I trusted him with my fat teenage girls.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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I can't help it, Rory Lyon, I see a fat teenage girl and because I imagine that's what you look like I just lose all control.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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I find this very offensive
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Gay marriage is offensive.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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Don't marry a man then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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You homophobe.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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Quite a lot of heterosexual marriages are quite offensive too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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you terrible heterophobe.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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NOPE !!!! \o/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Nope
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Yeah, I've had three in the last three weeks.
subject: "Crying autisms"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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Nope.
I clearly haven't been calling you all cunts regularly enough.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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yep, and also nope
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Your face offends me.
I've never seen your face. But I'm assuming it would.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Your existence offends me, nearly as much as mixed marriages do.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Your breath offends me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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The only thing that doesn't offend me about you is your offences, they're weaker than wobbling b3tan.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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Nope
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Nope
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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Shouldn't you be pretending to be in Iceland with fakelusty or something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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HE@LL HAVE GONE TO BEJAMS INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINSTHEINTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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Farmfoods.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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I'll gaz you
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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Just learned that one of our other sites down the road has been shut due to 50 cases of Norovirus
A bunch of people from here were there yesterday. Uh oh.
They've all had to wipe themselves down with medicated wipes and use that alcohol gel stuff, but it's only a matter of time before the Poopocalypse, I reckon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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My office has been running at like 50% capacity for a month now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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Spreads like wildfire,
but antiseptic spray on EVERYTHING, like door handles kettles mugs keyboards phones etc will stop it spreading.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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Antiseptic only kills bacteria, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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The virus can't multiply if there are no living cells in an area.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Until it gets to a human, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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Yeah, but just cleaning everything is a good start.
touch a surface with 500 viruses rather than 2 million and you've got a better chance of avoiding or stopping the infection
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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I shat my own spine out last week and now both kids have had it
/notfun
My farts were explosive
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Your kids have your spine?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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It's like stickle bricks
but stickier.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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No, my wife does
/underthethumblols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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what none of you lot realise is that i'm a mod double agent
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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Like Jack Bauer?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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is he the guy that makes ice skates?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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She means that she loves a bit of double penetration.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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she?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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You.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Fuck
He beheads paedos!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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lol qotw hairpot
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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I prefer Tom Roces.
That's a skating joke, skating joke fans.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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I suspect you are actually a fairly primitive AI
51% of Internet Traffic is "Non-Human"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Can I really not leave you lot alone for a single lunch break without outbreaks of bastardry?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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It's ok the Sheriff has run CQ outta town
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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We have a Sheriff?
Where I come from the Sheriff is the baddie. Oppressing that nice Mr Hood
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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Well current speculation is that well known poster NE1 is our very own mod and is running the more disturbed members from the board
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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NE1 can fall in love...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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I actually don't know who that is
Well known my morbidly obese arse
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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Dudette, it's a joke.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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Hang about
Rory Lyon - RORY LYON - said something that was based in falsehood? This is quite the accusation, young Mr Cockflaps, I hope you're ready for a lengthy trawl through the courts
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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Look up there...Gonz used 'NE1' in place of 'anyone'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Gonz in 'odd spelling' shocker
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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I NOE RITE?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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You should delete this post.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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Fuck off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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This is all your fault
This would never have happened, if only you hadn't eaten so much.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04,
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I find Darth Foxtrot offensive.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04,
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I NO RITE
What a fat cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04,
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You can't upset me now
I've got chickpea salad
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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if CQ goes
we're down to about 3 people. sad times, DF.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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I am making a surprise day shift appearance.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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And all hell breaks loose
you should come on in the day more often.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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It's due to CQ's unrequited lust for me.
He gazzed me, begging for me to send him cockshots.
I refused, and the current situation is the result.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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It's certainly worked out well...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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Don't their heads get in the way of each other?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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I propose a sacrifice to the angry gods of the internet
A virgin won't cut it, too many of them about. We need someone with a prodigious sexual history
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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*coughs* *swipe*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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TTJ
Thank you for saying the actual words
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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I'm bored,
I'm going to play a game of "build an imaginary computer on ebuyer"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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Do what now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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I want to make a new computer
so I go round ebuyer adding up all the components I want and then see how much it'll cost. Then not buy it because I'm poor.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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Haha, I ain't done that for years.
The most expensive custom computer I've built is from apple.com, do you follow rules like no software, waranties, and no redundant/unused equipment?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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I generally try to keep it as powerful as possible for under £500
and I'll keep my case/monitor keyboard etc.
I don't add waranties and all that stuff.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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Cool, good rules.
You see that 27" 3D monitor they got going today? looks alright, that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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My mate got a 3D projector, they're getting cheaper than some of the TV's
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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I can't believe CQ got banned, he seemed like such a nice bloke
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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Busting his arm up turned him into a right old grumpy cunt, though.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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I'm quite happy he's been stepped.
Slightly less bellending on here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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naaah, he never seemed grumpy to me
did seem to lose it a bit today though, amybe his marriage hit the skids, we just don't know
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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His marriage is long over.
And he has been particularly aresy recently.
The quender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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i don't think you should be bullying someone on a marriage breakup
thats a bit out of order, he's not here to defend himself. you wouldn't like it if it happened to you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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I'm not bullying him on anything.
He's talked about it before. You mentioned the marriage first, does that make you the bully?
His kid is from that marriage.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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Are you sure you were being satrical earlier?
Because you do appear to be taling Quinten rather seriously...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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Indeed I was.
CQ wanted to face me in Gonz's netfeud thing. Hence me saying maybe we should have a vote on who's more popular.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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I miss
all the
good,
interesting,
fun,
clever stuff.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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i think your bullying me now
i can't take much of this
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Oh Quints, you utter quendist.
Of course I am.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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if i knew anything about you you'd be in so much trouble right now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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Oh baby I love you too.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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fortuantely for me you're totally insignificant
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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You've proven that to be untrue in a manner almost heroic old boy
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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It's just like that time when my quiet neighbour snapped and beat his family to death with a rolled up cope of Razzle.
Except, you know, sadder.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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I'd just like to apologise to Chompy for belittling his thread when 'twas but a sapling
Who could ever have foreseen the mighty oak of speculation and bitchery it would become?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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nobody.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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oh great so now Darth Foxtrot is a nobody? is there nobody that you won't bully??
HE IS AN OUT AND PROUD, SUCCESSFUL MEMBER OF THE GAY COMMUNITY, ACTUALLY
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Well if there's one thing guaranteed to increase the reply count, it's deletion.
Or something.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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With this bunch of spastic brain-wrongs?
I'm surprised it doesn't happen in every thread.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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I would like to go on the record here
And state for posterity's sake that my all-time favourite OT thread was the 'Darth you utter bender' one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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