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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lol
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/15/german-celebrity-bunny-crushed-death

Yeah lunch/weekend discussion etc etc.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:16, 311 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Saw that before, made me laugh
If only it had heard him coming, LOL.

Lunch is home made lasagne with steamed veg
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This has pissed me off,
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/mar/14/laboratories-animals-anti-vivisection-campaign
but the comments are funny.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I don't think they should test things on rats
I'd prefer if they used cats, dogs or rabbits. Preferably people's pets.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
They should test drugs on gypsies and spackers. Hitler and Mengele had the right idea in this respect.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
if they don't cut open a mouse's brain and inject it with chemicals
how am i gonna know whether my shampoo is for sensitive skin?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Speaking on behalf of all normall people.
It's really fucking annoying when special interest groups clain to 'speak on behalf of the public'.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
geez
Alt stepping away from my Irish heritage by going to a mexican bar
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lunch is a chickpea salad. I'm on a diet. Have livened it up with jalapenos and spring onions. This is as exciting as my day will get.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I had an Onion Bhaji, Houmous and Mango Chutney sandwich.
Nom.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
A chicken, ham and leek pie portion and a Welsh egg

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Great thread Chompy

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Everyone is reading my interesting news links.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
You're assuming an awful lot of our compatriots' literary skills here

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Nationalists have taken over the Greggs page, and the NWI are claiming they're sponsored by them.
www.facebook.com/greggsthebakers?sk=wall

I think this was all started 'cus someone asked greggs if they're gonna start doing a halal/kosha menu, and they said no. They're so fucking thick, a company does something they agree with and suddenly they start trolling it.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)
racists are the best!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:40, Reply)
people should have to eat english food like pizza and hamburgers

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)
over here they call pizza 'cheese on toast' and they put their hamburgers in a shortcrust pie with a layer of jelly

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Fantastic
They really are absolutely mental.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Hahaha
Poor little thing.
If it was that valuable a rabbit, you'd think they'd make sure no-one blundered around its enclosure without looking.

lunch is for wimps. Weekends are for benders.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)
*eats lunch at the weekend*

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
this has made my day, ty

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
you horrid little man

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)
disabled bunny was obviously horribly defective, he saved it a life of being trotted about by the media

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)
poor little bunny, I feel bad for it
although why the Germans have an obsession with turning small animals into celebrities I don't know.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
It's because German people don't have enough personality to appeal to a mass audience.
Also, remember what happened with the last guy who had mass appeal in Germany?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)
David Hasslehoff?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Precisely

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Well, actually: David Hasselhoff
But we'll try to overlook your spasticity.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Naked Ape's spasticity is inherent. As is his bentness.
In fact, I think he is the only OTer that I would never call a quender.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Whoop!
No quenders here
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Whoop! Whoop!
That's the sound of the bent spastic!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
that hitler sure was a little animal

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
he did have a tiny bat hanging from his nose at all times

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Bastards stealing our ideas, we did it with Ronnie Corbett first!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I'm hungry

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)
hello hungry!
thats a much less gay name than darth foxtrot
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
That sound of shattering glass is your fault

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)
me too

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
you should snack throughout the day

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I am. On fruit.
It does fuck fucking all.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)
i hate fruit
I eat a ton of veg
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
yawn
strikethrough (A)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
How do you turn turn a fruit into a vegtable?
Run him over with your car.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
AIDs

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I am off work again.
Just can't seem to shake off this AIDS.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Is it bad aids?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Yes.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Sorry to hear that.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Kaposi's Sarcoma and everything.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Oh fuck you, Germany.
You know, I want to like you. There are lots of things to like. But then you go and have animal celebrities, or David Hasselhoff, and it's right back to square one again. You know what? Fuck it. It's over between us. I've been seeing Austria behind your back, anyway.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
That's OK, Germany was fucking Poland.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
"Germany's celebrity animal scene" Really?
It worries me that Germany may have too much time on it's hands. It didn't turn out well last time they got bored.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Hey! Who is deleting in Chompy's thread?
That is his prerogative!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
CQ.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Worse than Hitler, that man.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Worse than Stalin AMIRITE?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Or even, WORSE THAN BOWIE
Montylols.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Yet more disapparances.
It's like The Troubles all over again.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
To be fair, bickering over who's more tedious or popular on the internet
really is an everybody lose situation, particularly between you two.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
To be fair, Kroners, my suggestion was satirical, and was taking the piss out of CQ's request to do Gonz's Fuednet thing, against me.
Alright?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
If you need to explain something is satirical, it means you fucked it up.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Not necessarily.
It seems to have sailed over CQ's bearded wee heid.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
If you need to be posting on an internet forum you need to mash your head into the keyboard and then go outside for a walk or summit

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I think you missed 'head dobber' from that sentence.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Hey, I don't give a shit either way, pal
Don't you get all bickery with me, and all.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
You want to watch yourself there dude.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Haha! OK, sweetcheeks.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Don't push me man, don't push me.
I can bicker for the solar system.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I thought it was a joke argument?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It is to me.
I think Bitchtits takes it seriously.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I think b3ta's on its collective period.
There seems to be quite a lot of playground politics going on at the moment. Even more than usual.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
You've noticed that too, eh?
There are people that claim to be actual adults on here, too. Posture, posture, posture *flex*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
We should have a grown-ups' table.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Oh christ yes, I don't get where the hypersensitivity has come from.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I've just been circumsised.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Are you AA's sockpuppet?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I'm guessing he's the leftover skin...

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
OH LOL

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
i like that story about that man who quit goldman sachs's resgination letter

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Dunno, he took their coin for long enough and then shat all over them when it suited him. He aint the saviour of capitalism by any stretch.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
he is a modern day robin hood, only he kept his salary and his gold medal for jewish ping pong

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I also liked that story.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
as did i

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Obvious song choice is obvious
youtu.be/YWHj2SWGR0Y
Can't decide what to do today, either sit in the garden listening to music or go and do some work in the library. I have a funny feeling I'll do the former.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
maybe you should have a bit of 'GET AFUCKING JOB' with that

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahaha.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
"On realising what he had done the cameraman became visibly aroused, which he explained by pointing out that he was German."
Sick perverts.

Alt: My lunch today features both hoummous AND a ciabatta. I should really have used luncheon meat rather than Wiltshire honey glazed ham to reduce the middle-class-ness.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
It's so fuicking HOT in the office, my feet are melting!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Its fuicking in our office too
What?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Pesky fuicking

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Yep, more post deletion.
Or, the FreeFair Gambit, if you will.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Stop winding him up then

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Using a word that he had to go and look up is not the same as winding him up.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
People will get very upset about the whole thing from my experience.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
you should delete this comment

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
and injure yourself

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
i don't know who youreself is, but it sounds racist to me

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
ha! That amused me more than it should have done.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I think he means Cat Stevens

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Haha
You made a music joke, chomps.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
24 has been cancelled :(
A sad day NA, very sad.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
never really watched it
surely it has run it's course by now anyway
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Well it's turning into a film, but they couldn't agree a budget so it's "on hold" :'(((
And it was excellent, just got more mental each series.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I've only seen series 1

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Jack Bauer decapitates a paedophile in his office in like season 3

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I must get round to watching series 2

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I might do a 24 marathon event soon.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
fat chicks really don't like deletion do they?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I was being witty!
Okay, not witty. But erudite.
Well, not erudite, but insightful.

Alright, yeah. Fat chicks get cross when someone deletes.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Oi!
I haven't quite forgiven you for deleting many many minutes of my hard work once, so don't you be getting uppity now...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
*mwah*
I only deleted that because it included information that someone else didn't want broadcast.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Humph!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
She means your posts

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
hahahha
That, too.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Ha.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
DETAILS PLZ

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Seriously, who the dickens is doing all the deletion?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I think he's been naughty stepped

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Quixote has been stepped? Whatever for?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
A serious case of brainwrongedness

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
We're all fucked then.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Well, that, his hilarious ego and his primary school level of literacy.
I presume.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
We're all fucked then.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Not all of us.
Just most of us.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Since when did we have mods?
And how is any of this nonsense any different than the usual insults that usually fly around here?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Fuck knows.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Oh CQ, SAD FACE, it's to ovbouse when you delete the lot.
I hope it's due to trolling rather another case of Hypersensitivity.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Just to get ting straight here...I haven't complained or done anything to warrant any stepping that may have happened.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Deleters need to be naughty stepped
It is fucking tedious

/fatchick
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Deleters do need a good stepping. I agree.
And if they are hot chicks, a good spanking.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
did chompy get stepped for his deletion marathon?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
He got stepped for his rape marathon.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Mmmm....Steps rape marathon.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Of course I didn't.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
He actually didn't delete his posts, a mod did.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Why?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY&ob=av2e
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
who is "MOD"?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfzigfoi4k
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I donno, to tell you the truth.
Anyone had any gazes recently about offending people? No names, just a simple 'yup' or 'nope'll do. I'll start with a yup.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Nope.
Gazzes from who? Mods?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
NE1

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Their post count should be an inspiration to us all

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Nope, not a single one.
I would hope that people realise that we all, to a certain extent, play characters on here and that getting offended is just part of what happens on here.

If I ever do think I've gone too far, I'll gaz the person concerned and apologise. I don't think people should be little kids and go around complaining to other users about real or implied offense.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I agree with you right up to 'implied offence'
there's no such thing. If someone is offended, they are offended.

That doesn't always mean an apology is needed, sometimes just fuck 'em. But they are still offended.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Just because they are offended it doesn't mean anything wrong has happened.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Oh, I agree there, yes.
It doesn't make the offence they feel any less real though.

That's all my point is. Not even sure why I felt the need to make it really. Apart from boredom, maybe.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Your boredom offends me.
But you sure do have a purdy mouth.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
and he likes chasing tubbies
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2898264/Facebook-open-to-panic-button.html
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I thoguht that was a picture of baldmonkey while it was loading.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
our very own scarpe is a well known sex offender, that's why he changed his name to 'Hovis' to throw us off the scent

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
And to think, I trusted him with my fat teenage girls.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I can't help it, Rory Lyon, I see a fat teenage girl and because I imagine that's what you look like I just lose all control.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I find this very offensive

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Gay marriage is offensive.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Don't marry a man then

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
You homophobe.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Quite a lot of heterosexual marriages are quite offensive too.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
you terrible heterophobe.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
NOPE !!!! \o/

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Nope

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah, I've had three in the last three weeks.
subject: "Crying autisms"
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Nope.
I clearly haven't been calling you all cunts regularly enough.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
yep, and also nope

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Your face offends me.
I've never seen your face. But I'm assuming it would.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Your existence offends me, nearly as much as mixed marriages do.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Your breath offends me.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
The only thing that doesn't offend me about you is your offences, they're weaker than wobbling b3tan.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Nope

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Nope

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Shouldn't you be pretending to be in Iceland with fakelusty or something?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
HE@LL HAVE GONE TO BEJAMS INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINSTHEINTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Farmfoods.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I'll gaz you

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Just learned that one of our other sites down the road has been shut due to 50 cases of Norovirus
A bunch of people from here were there yesterday. Uh oh.

They've all had to wipe themselves down with medicated wipes and use that alcohol gel stuff, but it's only a matter of time before the Poopocalypse, I reckon.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
My office has been running at like 50% capacity for a month now.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Spreads like wildfire,
but antiseptic spray on EVERYTHING, like door handles kettles mugs keyboards phones etc will stop it spreading.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Antiseptic only kills bacteria, right?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
The virus can't multiply if there are no living cells in an area.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Until it gets to a human, right?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Yeah, but just cleaning everything is a good start.
touch a surface with 500 viruses rather than 2 million and you've got a better chance of avoiding or stopping the infection
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I shat my own spine out last week and now both kids have had it
/notfun

My farts were explosive
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Your kids have your spine?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
It's like stickle bricks
but stickier.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
No, my wife does
/underthethumblols
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
what none of you lot realise is that i'm a mod double agent

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Like Jack Bauer?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
is he the guy that makes ice skates?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
She means that she loves a bit of double penetration.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
she?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
You.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Fuck
He beheads paedos!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
lol qotw hairpot

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I prefer Tom Roces.
That's a skating joke, skating joke fans.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I suspect you are actually a fairly primitive AI
51% of Internet Traffic is "Non-Human"
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Can I really not leave you lot alone for a single lunch break without outbreaks of bastardry?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
It's ok the Sheriff has run CQ outta town

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
We have a Sheriff?
Where I come from the Sheriff is the baddie. Oppressing that nice Mr Hood
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Well current speculation is that well known poster NE1 is our very own mod and is running the more disturbed members from the board

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
NE1 can fall in love...

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I actually don't know who that is
Well known my morbidly obese arse
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Dudette, it's a joke.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Hang about
Rory Lyon - RORY LYON - said something that was based in falsehood? This is quite the accusation, young Mr Cockflaps, I hope you're ready for a lengthy trawl through the courts
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Look up there...Gonz used 'NE1' in place of 'anyone'.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Gonz in 'odd spelling' shocker

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I NOE RITE?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
You should delete this post.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Fuck off

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is all your fault
This would never have happened, if only you hadn't eaten so much.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I find Darth Foxtrot offensive.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I NO RITE
What a fat cunt
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
You can't upset me now
I've got chickpea salad
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
if CQ goes
we're down to about 3 people. sad times, DF.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I am making a surprise day shift appearance.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
And all hell breaks loose
you should come on in the day more often.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
It's due to CQ's unrequited lust for me.
He gazzed me, begging for me to send him cockshots.

I refused, and the current situation is the result.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
It's certainly worked out well...

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Don't their heads get in the way of each other?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I propose a sacrifice to the angry gods of the internet
A virgin won't cut it, too many of them about. We need someone with a prodigious sexual history
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
*coughs* *swipe*

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
TTJ
Thank you for saying the actual words
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I'm bored,
I'm going to play a game of "build an imaginary computer on ebuyer"
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Do what now?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I want to make a new computer
so I go round ebuyer adding up all the components I want and then see how much it'll cost. Then not buy it because I'm poor.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Haha, I ain't done that for years.
The most expensive custom computer I've built is from apple.com, do you follow rules like no software, waranties, and no redundant/unused equipment?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I generally try to keep it as powerful as possible for under £500
and I'll keep my case/monitor keyboard etc.
I don't add waranties and all that stuff.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Cool, good rules.
You see that 27" 3D monitor they got going today? looks alright, that.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
My mate got a 3D projector, they're getting cheaper than some of the TV's

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I can't believe CQ got banned, he seemed like such a nice bloke

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Busting his arm up turned him into a right old grumpy cunt, though.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I'm quite happy he's been stepped.
Slightly less bellending on here.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
naaah, he never seemed grumpy to me
did seem to lose it a bit today though, amybe his marriage hit the skids, we just don't know
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
His marriage is long over.
And he has been particularly aresy recently.

The quender.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
i don't think you should be bullying someone on a marriage breakup
thats a bit out of order, he's not here to defend himself. you wouldn't like it if it happened to you
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I'm not bullying him on anything.
He's talked about it before. You mentioned the marriage first, does that make you the bully?

His kid is from that marriage.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Are you sure you were being satrical earlier?
Because you do appear to be taling Quinten rather seriously...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Indeed I was.
CQ wanted to face me in Gonz's netfeud thing. Hence me saying maybe we should have a vote on who's more popular.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I miss
all the good, interesting, fun, clever stuff.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
i think your bullying me now
i can't take much of this
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Oh Quints, you utter quendist.
Of course I am.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
if i knew anything about you you'd be in so much trouble right now

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Oh baby I love you too.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
fortuantely for me you're totally insignificant

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
You've proven that to be untrue in a manner almost heroic old boy

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
It's just like that time when my quiet neighbour snapped and beat his family to death with a rolled up cope of Razzle.
Except, you know, sadder.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I'd just like to apologise to Chompy for belittling his thread when 'twas but a sapling
Who could ever have foreseen the mighty oak of speculation and bitchery it would become?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
nobody.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
oh great so now Darth Foxtrot is a nobody? is there nobody that you won't bully??
HE IS AN OUT AND PROUD, SUCCESSFUL MEMBER OF THE GAY COMMUNITY, ACTUALLY
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Well if there's one thing guaranteed to increase the reply count, it's deletion.
Or something.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
With this bunch of spastic brain-wrongs?
I'm surprised it doesn't happen in every thread.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I would like to go on the record here
And state for posterity's sake that my all-time favourite OT thread was the 'Darth you utter bender' one.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

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(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

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