Can I really not leave you lot alone for a single lunch break without outbreaks of bastardry?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:01, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's ok the Sheriff has run CQ outta town

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

We have a Sheriff?
Where I come from the Sheriff is the baddie. Oppressing that nice Mr Hood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Well current speculation is that well known poster NE1 is our very own mod and is running the more disturbed members from the board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)

NE1 can fall in love...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I actually don't know who that is
Well known my morbidly obese arse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Dudette, it's a joke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Hang about
Rory Lyon - RORY LYON - said something that was based in falsehood? This is quite the accusation, young Mr Cockflaps, I hope you're ready for a lengthy trawl through the courts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Look up there...Gonz used 'NE1' in place of 'anyone'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Gonz in 'odd spelling' shocker

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I NOE RITE?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

You should delete this post.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Fuck off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

This is all your fault
This would never have happened, if only you hadn't eaten so much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I find Darth Foxtrot offensive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I NO RITE
What a fat cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

You can't upset me now
I've got chickpea salad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

if CQ goes
we're down to about 3 people. sad times, DF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I am making a surprise day shift appearance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

And all hell breaks loose
you should come on in the day more often.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

It's due to CQ's unrequited lust for me.
He gazzed me, begging for me to send him cockshots.

I refused, and the current situation is the result.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

It's certainly worked out well...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Don't their heads get in the way of each other?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I propose a sacrifice to the angry gods of the internet
A virgin won't cut it, too many of them about. We need someone with a prodigious sexual history
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

*coughs* *swipe*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

TTJ
Thank you for saying the actual words
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)