All work-related things are tawdry and depressing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Like your face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I'll bet you do.
Most people do. Because I am extremely handsome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

That song is actually about me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)

'You're so vain, i bet you think this song is about you'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

You fucking helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I think there may have been one too many steps in irony
for Nakers to follow.

i.e. one
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)

bollocks, i hadn't clicked the link...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

get a room, you two

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

A luggage locker would do for Battered

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Whereas the sauna at Chariots would be your choice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I don't know what this means
You'll have to shout for me to hear you all the way up here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I just want a job.
I don't want to have to do all the bits that prove I'm capable of doing that job.

/lazy cow
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)

what kind of job are you looking for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

If it's a blowjob, etc

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Serious question?
Basically, one that isn't stultifyingly boring. I know this dramatically narrows down my field.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I hear the England manager's job is available and reasonably exciting
I hope you get it, if only to see Andy Gray's head explode
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)

this is not much infomation: burger flipper, office worker, mechanic, optomertrist etc etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Something creative
Marketing, advertising, project management....

Trouble is, because I've been self-employed for ten years, I'm not very good at job applications. They terrify me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

weston might not be the best place for this...
There are some agencies in Brizzle though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, I know.
I'd rather not have to work in Bristol though. It would add an extra three hours' commute to my day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I suspect this is your problem.
You want a job, rather than needing one, this leaves you being pick=y in an over saturated marketplace where most everyone else is willing to debase themselves as much as necessary to get whatever's going.

Sorry to be harsh, but it sounds like it's time to either lower your standards and try harder of stick to being self-employed as that is likely more comfortable than what you will find available ATM.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

She is always available for A2M.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

She fucking isn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

it's like being in church

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Should I change my name to Father Quixote?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

i'm too old and too female for you to molest
so sure
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Among other things.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

pfffft
you'd cream your pants within 200000 yards and we all know it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I have been in the same room as you and somehow managed to resist.
I am clearly gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I thought you were only gay for me?
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I am sweety, stop worrying.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Darling, you turn everybody gay.
Especially the girls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

i was fatter and drunker then
you will not resist the 2012 swipe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'm not particularly interested in skinny women.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

yeah..... you and i might have 98 problems, but that ain't ever gonna be one of them old buddy old pal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Father Christmas more like
That way you can get little boys to sit on your lap... hang on, was this a Catholic church?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)