Hey monts.
Pretty old news I thought. Dozer got me stepped, I'm not risking it happening again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've been on holiday. It's new news to me.
I'm not asking you to do this right away, but if you find yourself able to at some point, could I trouble you to suggest a couple of bikes for me, please? It would need to be a) large (obv) and b) in a condition that would survive two hours' use a day.

You can always tell me to fuck off, of course. For the second time today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)

how talk are you Monts? about 6', right?
Assuming we're still looking for pov spec but reliable here?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

He's more offtopic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

6'2"
You are 100% right in your assumption. I don't give a fuck what it looks like (within reason). I just don't want to die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Bloody b3ta
had a long reply typed and lost it, short version:

see what you think of: www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/retro-mens-town-bike-west-london-90/98466287
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)

thats the ugliest bike i've ever seen
and i've seen b4shpics of swipe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I prefer to think of such bikes as 'theftproof'
saves money on locks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

haha, nobody wants to steal swipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

actually there are no b4sh pics of me so ner
some poor sod got his camera out at the only one i went to, and was given VERY short shrift.

NO PAPARAZZI.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

that is the gayest bike i've ever seen
apart from Al's bike: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Pearl_the_Unicorn_Bike.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Thanks for helping me sell it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Hahahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Looks like a bicycle.
That's what I'm after. It does look a teensy bit bent but five minutes with a spraycan should sort that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

it's be simple and reliable
not the best breaks, but OK, not the lightest or the most gears, but very low maintainance and comfortable and easy to ride. Hill will be hard untill you get your muscles built up. I can give it a once over if you end up buying it
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Good call asking CQ for advice in this respect
I've got some masculinity tips if you'd like, and Chompy can offer excellent ways to pull girls, of their own free will and volition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

And I can help you lose weight, and grow an impressive beard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)