entertain me whilst I write this shitty assignment.
Have you done a pooh today? was there blood? did you check?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:10, 69 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What
Assignment are you doing? Gillian McKeith studies by the sounds of things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Raising Standards in Creative Development, particularly arts and crafts, with a focus on peer assessment. I just saw that advert about bloody pooh. made me laugh.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Oh god, Jehovas Whitnesses can be so creepy.
I was having a wank in the bathroom to some porn on my ipad, just now, which is right by the front door. I finished my wank, and saw that someone dropped a piece of printed paper asking me 'how do view jesus'. They fucking press the buzzer every saturday now, some cunt must have let them in the building, they didn't knock on the door so I presume they knew I was busy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Jehovah sees everything

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Well, they witness everything.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

How is one supposed to check for blood?
Get up and turn round pre-wiping, I presume. Not something I normally do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

or check the wipe?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I never have blood in my jobbies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

yes, earlier on after breakfast
and to the other questions, I assume not and no

in other news - totally cockblocked by an ex student. Well, him and the other dude who was buying a guitar from the nice guitar man. :(

doesn't matter, though I HAVE A GUITAR AND IT IS WICKED COOL!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Well - tell us, what's it like?
Are your fingers sore yet?*

*Not a euphemism
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

it's like this
www.cranesmusicstore.com/hudsonhd100adreadnoughtblackacousticguitar-p-3106.html?currency=GBP
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Looks perfectly fine to me
Hope it gives you years of playing.
Jam session at the next bash anyone?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

only if I'm good by then
which is unlikely. I've had an electric guitar for years, but never practiced enough to get beyond a couple of foo fighters and smashing pumpkin riffs. I'll watch everyone else jam, though, and I could bring a flute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I'll bring my triangle and kazoo if it'll improve your confidence?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

yay!
fusion music time!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Yep
Nope.
Well, no, but if I'm wrong you'll find a massive clot in your cistern later.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I've got all Barry today.
I've just spent cash on clothes I don't need, and I jacket I'm not sure about.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I should have gone clothes shopping
because I wanted to get a good suit for my interview. But instead I watched downloaded telly and sat around in my pants.

That's the self-starting, positive, driven attitude they're looking for, I'm sure.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

There have been some bargains in the sales.
But I'm guessing most of the sales have finished now.

You can't go wrong with www.moss.co.uk perfectly acceptable suits at resonable prices, and most of the shops are able to offer a tailoring service.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I might go after the match if they're still open
or Wednesday morning in between trips to the bathroom to squit out my nerves.

Edit: or I can go Sunday, it appears from the site.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

When Lighty went shopping...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I'm always sure about my jackets.
I'm rocking this Oliver Spencer beauty today, forgot how amazing it is.
www.coggles.com/item/Oliver-Spencer/Fisher-Shakespeare-Ruby-Jacket/8C8T
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I ordered one of these today
www.ss20.com/clothing-c4/jackets-c42/altamont-altamont-combi-windbreaker-jacket-military-p9032
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Reminds me of Norse Projects.
Which is a good thing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)

You riding at Cheltenham, Baz?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I love different coloured sleeves.
So much so that my mates take the piss out of me for it. Must have about fifteen similar.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)

stupid rugby
it's all anyone talks about and the reason I had to cancel a party. Time to write sad songs on my lovely guitar, perhaps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

It's going to be on here all afternoon as well :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Not out on the sauce this evening then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

No sad times
no money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)

What will you do instead?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Drink at home probably
do a bit of writing. Yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Not sure, I spent a few quid today, so I'm torn between pub/curry and cooking and staying in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Have a good night out
looks like there is a bit going on in Bristol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I might go out, depends what other people want to do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Have a good time either way!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I'll try.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:43, Reply)

*glugs more beer*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Pub and curry wins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Why has the rugby meant you've needed to cancel a party?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

well it was for people at work
but they were all doing that trying to hint that I should change dates because it was the rugby - most live in teh next town over and, I imagine, were envisioning getting wasted with their families. Tomorrow is mothers' day too - something else that's bigger in Wales than England.

Anyway, postponed until a week friday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Welsh mothers are fatter than english mothers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)

ha!
never insult a welsh persons mum mam
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Talking of mothers.
I need to get mine a card.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)

SO VERY BORED

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Well I've just rolled in from the boozer
But I'm not long for this world - bed is a'calling.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)

already?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Couldn't sleep last night for some reason
So I'm very very sleepy. It's not unknown for me to go to bed at 21.00 and wake up 14 hours later.

TD - half man, half mattress.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

HAVE A WANK
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

don't wanna

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

That sounds like a
Eddie Grant song.'I don't wanna wank'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

someone tell me what media player to use for music
itunes, shit. Windows media player, beginning to piss me off.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Winamp?
always been okay for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

will probably do that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Same here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I just use vlc for everything these days

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

i heard it leaves gaps between songs
that would annoy me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I generally play songs singularly
so I wouldn't know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Amberl's player also gives tax breaks to wealthy people
And fucks over the vulnerable in society.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Oi Al
I'm the vulnerable in society
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Foobar, very simple, very easy
Doesn't leave gaps.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)

oh. now i don't know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Yes you do, look inside your soul, you know you should choose foobar

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)

i need some kind of independent
adjudicator
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

I volunteer
You should choose Foobar
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)

this sounds above board

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

So what have you found to listen to then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)

right now I just have 6music on
I've not downloaded a player yet as I am wracked with indecision. And I'm busy sewing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Yes - listening to Levi Bellfield
What a man - what a sound.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)