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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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nope. RAF fast jet.
I lost interest after I failed to get a scholarship to University. Also, I don't fit into Tornado ejector seats.
*awaits LOLFAT gags*
But I'm always up for a gig as Quint's helicopter chauffeur, obviously
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I lost interest after I failed to get a scholarship to University. Also, I don't fit into Tornado ejector seats.
*awaits LOLFAT gags*
But I'm always up for a gig as Quint's helicopter chauffeur, obviously
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
i don't think you need to worry about not being able to fit into an invisible chopper
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
just cos you could never even afford one of those helicopter experience days
nad nobody would ever love you enough to buy it for you :(
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
nad nobody would ever love you enough to buy it for you :(
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Whether or not I could afford fifty 'helicopter experience days'
I wouldn't attend a single one. They sound like the sort of pathetic 'middle aged man' birthday present some cunt would buy for a fucking dullard who likes golf.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I wouldn't attend a single one. They sound like the sort of pathetic 'middle aged man' birthday present some cunt would buy for a fucking dullard who likes golf.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
nah, flying a chopper would be well cool
much less midlife crisis-y than getting a bird 13 years younger, doing drugs and failing at being a dad
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
much less midlife crisis-y than getting a bird 13 years younger, doing drugs and failing at being a dad
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
i disagree right there, see helicopters are the preserve of the rich
and they're like more fun than a motorbike or a car,a nd get this right, they FLY
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
and they're like more fun than a motorbike or a car,a nd get this right, they FLY
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Why would transport of any kind be 'fun'?
Sounds like 'dullard' talk to me.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Sounds like 'dullard' talk to me.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
because
A) it FLIES
B) it can go weally FAST
C) walking everywhere takes pissing ages, you bankrupt, kiddy fucking dipshit
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
A) it FLIES
B) it can go weally FAST
C) walking everywhere takes pissing ages, you bankrupt, kiddy fucking dipshit
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I suppose if you are of limited cranial capacity
then that sort of thing might impress you.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
then that sort of thing might impress you.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
yeah, what i should really be doing is taking 'large quantities of ecuadorian monkey powder'
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Helicopters are loud, uncomfortable and after 30 seconds dull as fuck. Bit like you kwuntin.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)
You're uncomfortable with your own personality
so you are compelled to repeatedly fabricate new ones. That's how we know.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
so you are compelled to repeatedly fabricate new ones. That's how we know.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
nope, you silly sod
i been honest for a long time, its jsut that i lead a normal life instead of making up lies about drugs and beheadings
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i been honest for a long time, its jsut that i lead a normal life instead of making up lies about drugs and beheadings
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I don't know, I made a judgement from my opinion of your many personalities. I know you're a bellend though.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I think you mean 'well cool'*
*this is 'pikey' for 'very exciting'
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*this is 'pikey' for 'very exciting'
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
i'm not surprised, your whole life is such a catalogue of complete failure
that this is like shooting fish in a barrel
a barrel shaped like your daddy damaged girlfriend, that is
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
that this is like shooting fish in a barrel
a barrel shaped like your daddy damaged girlfriend, that is
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
oh you got me good there, what with that photo of me stooping, brilliant
i could never live this down, i will have to declare myself bankrupt, get a stranger pregnant and take up hardocre DRUGS
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
i could never live this down, i will have to declare myself bankrupt, get a stranger pregnant and take up hardocre DRUGS
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
You simply aren't witty or funny enough to maintain any level of interest from me.
Sorry.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Sorry.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
except that i'm outclassing you at every turn
i'm the oscar de la hoya to your (post 'arry) bruno
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
i'm the oscar de la hoya to your (post 'arry) bruno
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
yes, there are things outside the world of drugs, music and failin g at life
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
i'm not really into boxing, monty
at the moment you're not putting up much of a fight, mostly cos you don't have much going for you
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
at the moment you're not putting up much of a fight, mostly cos you don't have much going for you
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I've never seen it either.
It's just one more thing that gets him FRIGHTFULLY UPSET ON THE INTERNET.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
It's just one more thing that gets him FRIGHTFULLY UPSET ON THE INTERNET.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
kind of like when your girlfriend has daddy flashbacks mid coitus
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
search broke, wait a mo
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
You really do look like an oleaginous waiter. I thought it was a joke.
Dear God I actually feel sorry for you now. I'm going to leave you alone from now on. And poor Dawn. How does she cope?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
You really do look like an oleaginous waiter. I thought it was a joke.
Dear God I actually feel sorry for you now. I'm going to leave you alone from now on. And poor Dawn. How does she cope?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Is that the photo that prompted swipe
to start calling you "neckless"?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
to start calling you "neckless"?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
You look like a regional manager for Phones4U,
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
^ typical working class attempt at one-upmanship.
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
sorry but what is your problem with class?
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?
you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?
you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
You seem to become rather upset
when your lack of it is pointed out.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
when your lack of it is pointed out.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
'I laaav you.
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'
Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'
Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)
i heard in later life Dennis the Menace got completely addicted to those
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I thought 'too slow fuckstick' was *your* nickname.
I'm so confused!
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm so confused!
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
If that's what you think he's doing then you are even more dense than I thought.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Mine was better than yours spakkers you fucking abortion! Just to point out our online feud is shit compared to Monty and Cuntbubblin.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
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